Send us Fan Mail It’s summertime and it’s slammin’. In case you couldn’t tell, we’re still in our Rhode Island slang era. The pod took a few weeks off between recordings. There is so much to catch up on in this episode. TV, socials, slang, concerts and more! This week you’ll hear about Brooke’s mortal enemy on the softball field… the sun. Can we get a quality sunscreen sponsor up in here, please? These middle age mamacitas could use some help. Fraxel anyone? The ladies chat about ...
Jun 25
1 hr 16 min
Send us Fan Mail Time to treat your ear drums to another episode of Smeared Mascara. This week you’ll hear about Starbuck’s inconsistent customer service. All we want is a hello and maybe a smile, ummmmkaaaayyy? Brooke shares her Florence and the Machine concert experience. Apparently Flo didn’t publicize the dress code. Not everyone wears flowy dresses to a concert, Flo. Mandy hopes for the opportunity to see Kesha live with feathers in her hair and a star painted on her eye. The...
Jun 9
1 hr 2 min
Send us Fan Mail Hello friends and loyal listeners! It’s your favorite pod duo, Brooke and Mandy. In this episode you’ll hear us talk about another assassination attempt on the president. Can you believe how many times this man has cheated death? It’s quite impressive! There’s NO WAY any of this could be fake. We touch on the biggest breakup of the spring season, Meg & Klay. Some people need more than a talented, educated woman to remain monogamous. Also discussed are our latest tv ...
Jun 1
59 min
Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about their activity levels during the golden age of FitBits, a trip to SoCal, and week one of Coachella. As always, there is an update on the latest government drama. What will Kash Money freak out about next? Will another movie “inspire” a bible quote used in a speech? Kiss or Miss is back! Hear what the ladies are down for, and what is on the way out. All this and so much mo...
May 14
1 hr 6 min
Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara! Our technical department has been hard at work clearing storage and procuring new equipment to bring you more podcast gold. This week you’ll hear all about Easter plans and the lack of Instagram-able moments, fierce ass women in sports, high school drama, and how the political state of the US is still gross. So break open those L’eggs pantyhose and serve yourself a plate of ham, because Brooke and Mandy are serving you...
May 5
1 hr 5 min
Send us Fan Mail It’s time for your regular dose of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear the latest about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Drama moves faster than a Mormon engagement in MomTok World. Brooke and Mandy also talk about aging and the loss of one’s independence, TikTok content creation as an income stream, and upcoming protests. Of course there is major discussion about cats because our feline children are our lives. Meow, bitches. So grab yourself a dirty soda from Swig ...
Apr 14
1 hr 2 min
Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy discuss more Mormon Wives drama. It never ends with these people! The hookups, the breakups… the content creation! The ladies get in depth about iPhone storage and the scam of it all. Can we just go back to landlines and note passing? You’ll also hear about the local St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans, a de-transitioning situation, and social media restaurant reviews triggeri...
Mar 29
1 hr 21 min
Send us Fan Mail Pack your bags, hoochies! We are going on a virtual weekend trip for the harlots, hoes, tramps, and hussies. Those who are skank-curious are also welcome. As always, Brooke and Mandy comment on the current state of our federal dumpster fire. Please don’t stand too close to the toxic flames. The ladies make some consumer confessions during Kiss or Miss. Find out just how long the financial grudges are being held. Also hear how easy it is to make protest signs! You probab...
Mar 13
1 hr 4 min
Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to another riveting episode of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear about world news interpreted by two middle aged MILFs, the latest sporty spice happenings, and another installment of Kiss or Miss. Drop us a line to let us know where you stand on cannabis use at youth sporting events, and give us your opinion on open communication in the beauty industry. So grab a cocktail and/or a carbonated drink, and get comfy because you’re about enjoy Brooke ...
Mar 7
50 min
Send us Fan Mail It may seem like you’re hearing about the Olympics and Bad Bunny everywhere. This episode of Smeared Mascara is no exception. Listen to Brooke and Mandy give a recap of their Super Bowl Sundays. You’ll hear about food, fun and of course the halftime show. ¡Guepa! You’ll also get the 411 about an Olympic skier’s alleged attempt at “inflating” his score. You won’t want to skip this episode because unlike the State of the Union address, it’s entertaining. Rated GM &a...
Feb 26
1 hr 1 min
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