::cue Law & Order theme::; Shish-kaBobby; Jas takes a walk; A barkeep, a mayor, and a reverend stand in front of a bar; Funtimes with nightcrawlers; Drunk buffoons ruin all the fun; Buffoon goes squish. Cast Bobby - Lonnie Iannazzo II Elliot - Joseph Shelton Cam - Annie Nate Schindler Major Austin - Christian Fuentes Clay - Eli Taylor Jas - Talia Beck Wilbur - James Burton Rev. Wentwright - James Burton Drunk Buffoon - Les McDougall Theme Music: Oblivion by Jackfluck https://freesound.org/people/Jackfluck/sounds/520080/#comments Dakota C. Wright - Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dire-moth Dakota C. Wright - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DakotaWrightMusic/ Background Music by BaDoink SFX CC0: https://freesound.org/ We now have a Ko-Fi! Buy Small Town Absurd Podcast a Coffee. ko-fi.com/smalltownabsurdpod Socials: Twitter: @smalltownabsurd Facebook: smalltownabsurdpod Tumblr: smalltownabsurdpod Instagram: @smalltownabsurd

Cast: Milicent / Brutus the Cat - Philip MacKay Jean-Anne - Annie Nate Schindler Darlene (Lady Darkclouds) - Joseph Shelton Yolanda - Talia Beck Marvin the Octopus - Les McDougall Produced by Appleseed Special Reserve Media Written and sound designed by KE Struckley Edited by Joseph Shelton Art & Design by Shain Dick Socials: Twitter: @smalltownabsurd Facebook: smalltownabsurdpod Tumblr: smalltownabsurdpod Instagram: @smalltownabsurd

Cast: Milicent / Brutus the Cat - Philip MacKay Jean-Anne - Annie Nate Schindler Darlene (Lady Darkclouds) - Joseph Shelton Yolanda - Talia Beck Marvin the Octopus - Les McDougall Produced by Appleseed Special Reserve Media Written and sound designed by KE Struckley Edited by Joseph Shelton Art & Design by Shain Dick Theme Music: Oblivion by Jackfluck Socials: Twitter: @smalltownabsurd Facebook: smalltownabsurdpod Tumblr: smalltownabsurdpod Instagram: @smalltownabsurd

“Enter the Mooseman” Clay gets an unpleasant wakeup call; Jas talks to herself; Family Bonding Time™; Siblings in trucks; The normal nightly squabbles at Snoody’s Cast: Clay Mason - Eli Taylor Earl “The Mooseman” Barban - Shain Dick Jas Mason - Talia Beck Mary Mason - Les McDougall Merrick Mason - Philip MacKay Camille Garrison - Annie Nate Schindler Elliot Holt - Joseph Shelton Major Ronny Austin - Christian Fuentes Daryl Lightbody/Bobby the Fightin’ Beefstick - Lonnie Iannazzo II Radio Personalities - Philip MacKay, James Burton and Les McDougall Produced by Appleseed Special Reserve Media Written by KE Struckley and Joseph Shelton Sound Designed by KE Struckley Art & Design by Shain Dick Theme Music: Oblivion by Jackfluck ( https://freesound.org/people/Jackfluck/sounds/520080/#comments ) Other Music: Homestyle Mandolin 17 - LucasGonze ( https://freesound.org/people/lucasgonze/sounds/90102/ ) Denver Belle - ECFike ( https://freesound.org/people/ecfike/sounds/135128/ ) Arkansas Traveller - ECFike ( https://freesound.org/people/ecfike/sounds/135127/ ) Guitarpeniuer1 - pog12345 ( https://freesound.org/people/Pog12345/sounds/541318/ ) Got Mo Bluez - BaDoink ( https://freesound.org/people/BaDoink/sounds/564839/ ) SFX: freesound.org (https://freesound.org/ ) Socials: Twitter: @smalltownabsurd Facebook: smalltownabsurdpod Tumblr: smalltownabsurdpod Instagram: @smalltownabsurd Want something like our podcast? Listen to Tales of Thattown. It just makes sense. Don't let the raccoons getcha on the way outta the bar!

Coffee at the Co-op; Clay has radio trouble; Clay also has Family Trouble; Elliot and Daryl help Clay; Clay sings to himself. Cast: Clay Mason - Eli Taylor Doc Crusty - Les McDougall Co-op Kid - Meredith Gholston Jas Mason - Talia Beck Merrick Mason - Philip MacKay Daryl Lightbody/Bobby the Fightin’ Beefstick - Lonnie Iannazzo Elliot Holt - Joseph Shelton Camille Garrison - Annie Nate Schindler The DJ - James Burton Produced by Appleseed Special Reserve Media Written and sound designed by KE Struckley Edited by Joseph Shelton Art & Design by Shain Dick Theme Music: Oblivion by Jackfluck (https://freesound.org/people/Jackfluck/sounds/520080/#comments ) SFX: freesound.org (https://freesound.org/ ) Socials: Twitter: @smalltownabsurd Facebook: smalltownabsurdpod Tumblr: smalltownabsurdpod Instagram: @smalltownabsurd Want something like our podcast? Listen to Pleasant Gardens, USA [https://player.fm/series/pleasant-garden-usa]! There are no words that can describe the wackiness that is this show. So why don’t you go give it a listen instead? Post-Credit Song (and the song Clay song along terribly with on the radio) is "Better Luck" by Dakota C. Wright. Find his Bandcamp at Dakotacwright.bandcamp.com or Headwires.bandcamp.com.

“A Model-T Rolls Up to the Bar” Cam realizes she made a mistake… again; Elliot has a conversation with the Mayor; Cam kicks Elliot’s butt in a game of high-stakes pool; Something is about to go down in Humpfoot. Cast: Camille Garrison - Annie Nate Schindler Clay Mason - Eli Taylor Elliot Holt - Joseph Shelton Mayor T. Wayne Wilbur - James Burton Produced by Appleseed Special Reserve Media Written and sound designed by KE Struckley Edited by Joseph Shelton Art & Design by Shain Dick Theme Music: Oblivion by Jackfluck Background Music by BaDoink and ecfike SFX: freesound.org Socials: Twitter: @smalltownabsurd Facebook: smalltownabsurdpod Tumblr: smalltownabsurdpod Instagram: @smalltownabsurd. Be sure to also follow The Gang on their socials: Annie Nate Schindler: @athelredunready on Twitter and Instagram Joseph Shelton: @ASRMJoseph on Twitter and Instagram Eli Taylor: @EliHuxtable on Instagram James C. Burton: @goteamburton on Twitter and Instagram Shain Dick: @mastapain89 on Twitter and Instagram KE Struckley: @itsamooocow on Twitter Thanks for listening! Mondale/Ferraro '84!

::Recorder turns on:: “Day 2,176.”

Just yer normal, everyday church gatherin’.