A very educational episode this week. Spencer shares his recipe for a terrible margarita, Anthony teaches us how to eat ass, and Trevor offers some French reading lessons. However, there are still many unanswered questions. Like, what is a Granny Smith Pepper? Are all dentists just scam artists? And most importantly, what does God's man cave look like?Watch us on YouTube. We got a camera and everything.

This week is a doozy. Having ugly children, the sexiest instrument, and the worst handwriting. Also discussed: talking to Siri, avocado toast, and living out that one scene from Monsters Inc. All jam-packed in one star-studded, knee-slapping, back-breaking episode.Follow us on social media @smallpotatoespod and watch full video episodes on YouTube!

OUTDOOR EPISODE. Your favorite potatoes come to you this week under clear blue skies to explain 1984 (the audio book), Blues Clues, whistling, and leash kids. Also: Questions are raised concerning Greek mythology, falling rocks, and Spencer’s parental status.

Let’s get into it: You don’t need more friends, you are not the main character, and be careful with knives around your butt. If you don’t appreciate our sage advice, we also talk about drive thrus, shampoo bottles, and forgetting people’s names. Full video episodes are on YouTube so go watch us.

Superfan @thisisdylvn joins the show this week with a life savings of small potatoes including: Uber Eats paranoia, the Almighty franchise, Anthony's new pterodactyl yoga, and selling clothes on Instagram. DYLVN's new album Falling Far From Home is out now!

This week: Spencer is betrayed via Netflix, Anthony lobbies for a streamlined moviegoing experience, and Trevor wrestles time out of Anthony’s arm wallet. Also, Spider-Man, booster seats, and dopamine.

Your favorite potatoes discuss popcorn, the dentist, and lava lamps. Also, look out for the Small Potatoes pop-up tent at your local rave.

On this week’s VERY FIRST VIDEO EPISODE: Pirates of the Caribbean, lying to your parents, and the most permanent of markers. Also, Anthony tells us the story of his incarceration, Spencer explains his frequent pink eye, and Trevor sounds extra cool and sexy.

For legal reasons, Anthony will not be joining us this week. Instead, Spencer and Trevor have some very inconsequential takes on vanity plates, top sheets, saying Grace, and adult Heelies.

This week: The history of cyberbullying, Sunkin Sonuts and their mediocre soffee, Spencer’s mysteriously free McDonald’s, and Anthony gets a haircut from a drunk man. Tune in!