The Stellium Wars Series will be leaning into the Astrology Part of the podcast. This will be affectionately called the Stelly Wars.  In This first installment Arya Everclear and Zoey the homie: The Astro Bros,  get drunk and each others charts. There is more astrology than usual, less weird sex things, but roughly the same amount of fuckery. Two astrology inclined women see who can read other to filth more successfully. These will be battles of chart interpretation. Next up Prince William. Is there anything in his chart that suggests he likes getting pegged? As a known pegger and astrology enthusiast, I shall investigate. 

I am back after a long hiatus getting banned from snapchat, rioting, and recording a pegging song. Arya Everclear, Fireball Felicia, and Sean the high audience member dive into Capriccio Catie's astrological birth chart.  Discussion topics include: anal hooks,  threesomes, pooping on yourself, and unsuspectingly entering a trap house. This one was some fuckery, you do not want to miss out. Make sure you listen on your headphones or airpods. 

The third and final installment of Venus… for now. The editing is a little raw, but people like it raw out here. This in-depth review of the love sign has been LOVEly! Our 54% fire sign co-host Aces Eros is lashing out burns on all these Venus signs. If you make it thru all three of these, DM me for a fuckscout badge. There will be a quiz at the end.

Part 2 of the Venus Series. We review more Venus sings of hoes, friends, and enemies. My Venetian asf co-host Aces Eros throws unprecedented shade at Capriccio Catie, and half convinces me to go full gay. The cult of the pussy is recruiting. In honor of pride month anything bad you have to say about this pod is homophobic.

Arya Everclear and co-HOEst Aces Eros explore the Venus placements of some chaotic ass people. Questions raised include: Are sex and love actually related? Is hookup culture a consequence of this generation’s trash ass Venus aspects? Do Lesbians have it better? If you made it this far. The answers are: maybe, Yes, and Yes. Be sure to tune in, because you don’t want to miss Ace’s Gemini Venus rant.

This is Part 2 of my my first interview series. In this case Part 2 is much longer, messier, and uncut. So strap in with Arya Everclear, Penny The Dime, and interview subject Ozzy Orgasm. This is going to be a wild astrological, promiscuous ride.

Arya and co-host Penny the Dime explore the astrological workings of their mutual hoe, Ozzy Orgasm. He’s the biggest man hoe we know, and he is equipped with a Gemini Venus and Aquarius moon. I can’t wait to see how this turns out. Video podcast with matching lingerie will be on Patreon. You’re welcome.

Arya Everclear and cohost Hazel Hooch explore Mars signs of a few good peeps and many ain’t shit peeps. She’s ruthless as fuck, so you’re in for a ride. If you’re a hoe and want me to interview and read your chart on the podcast. Message me @aryaeverclear on tik tok

Me and my cohost Capriccio Cate explore the mars signs, houses and aspects of our hoes, friends, and enemies. We also talk about sex… a lot.

The ending of this two episode exploration. A woman self described as “total fucking whore” describes the rest of the big 3 placements in bed. This ofcourse by her own experience only. But she will debate you, if you would like.