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John and Goob
Movie reviews and recommendations for the people, by the people. John and Gabe review your favorite films, old and new, breaking things down in a light hearted and ever so slightly educated way that will make you say, "Not bad Slurp...not bad.".
Bonus Episode: Harry Potter Sucks!
Now now, cool it. I can already hear the sound of your little childhood heart being broken by the title. Lets all take a deep breath, step back, and understand something here. Harry Potter is great. Probably the best in it's genre. But the movies are gigantic steaming piles of $H!T. Ok some of the actors are cool and did a great job, while some of them sucked. And yeah it makes me happy to see Hogwarts and the wizarding world on screen. But seriously, the movies are bad and everyone knows it. Enjoy this impromptu bonus episode about our favorite childhood story of all time.
Nov 4, 2021
1 hr 41 min
Heathers
Gabe and John discover a new favorite while they break down an 80's cult classic. Also, Gabe might have some very questionable romantic interests.
Nov 4, 2021
1 hr 1 min
The Evil Dead
John watches the Evil Dead for the first time and is officially blown away. Gabe revisits an old favorite, and the two of them break down why this film is far and away better than stupid Terrifier. 
Oct 28, 2021
57 min
Terrifier
John and Gabe compare Terrifier to a song only containing drops. Do they like it? Well, it depends on how you define "like", and "good", and "story telling with a purpose", and "character development". I don't know... just listen and you'll see. 
Oct 25, 2021
45 min
The Big Lebowski
Both John and Gabe watch The Big Lebowski for the first time. Gabe searches for depth in the story, an endeavor in which he is only somewhat successful. While John realizes that he likes the movie more and more after the fact.
Oct 20, 2021
50 min
Donnie Darko
John feels forced into fandom and Gabe re-discovers why this is his favorite cult film. Theories are explained (sort of) and the movie is discussed from start to finish. 
Oct 18, 2021
1 hr 39 min