GOOD EVENING SL*TS. We're back this glorious Sl*t Friday with a very special CAMPER - my roommate. She is the Abbi to my ilana and truly balances the insanity in my so I can raise hers. She's here to talk to you campers about her situationships, relationships, dating experiences in NYC, her sexual fantasies (odd), and her k*nks for the starving artists (we're working on moving away from those!). We're two girls living in Brooklyn and it's gonna show reallll hard in this ep, relatable? Yes. Therapy sesh? A little. Enjoy my little skanks! Don't EVER chase a f*ck, attract.

WELCOME BACK TO CAMP MY GIRLS. I've missed you so much. So dearly. This week we had to have a part 2, a dirty part 2. Mia, our treasured s*x writer extraordinaire hath returned for a second time!!! This time, we are talking bl*wjob tips (literally), talking during the nasty, why you're not probably not orgasming, s*x on the first date (will you, won't you, will they won't they?) what does IT ALL MEAN???!! She's going to tell us. Thank god. Strap in, grab a log, a marshmallow, a stick, shove it somewhere, and enjoy girls. XO, Emma.

HI SL*TS. Welcome back to camp. It's been too long! I have an episode I've been sitting on for TOO LONG and I am so excited for you to listen to her. On today's special camper edition we have Mia, a sex writer. Yes, you heard that right! A professional sl*t here to tell you everything she knows about soaking, roleplays, p*rn, dating & ghosting, and how the hell she got into doing what she does. This episode is EXTRA educational so please pay close attention while you're getting ready to shake ass with your friends this weekend. CHEERS GIRLS!

HEY SL*TS. Welcome home, 2025. Our first guest of 2025 and she is a sl*tty one. She discusses her worst date in NYC (it's worse than you can imagine), sex with your ex, the world's longest situationship, men who do karate, and so much more. She is one of a kind, and we are here to talk about it all. Why dating in NYC really sucks (and not in a good way), recognizing a love bomb and what to do with it, and all the trial and error that comes with dating in NYC. Teaser: Never accept a ghost.

WELCOME BACK TO CAMP. It's 2025, it's your year, it's our year. I heard, it's the year of the SL*T. Thank god, your camp counselor has returned after what feels like centuries. She's back with a full fledged roster update that you will need to sit down and then wipe down your seat afterwards....and for the grand finale, our 2025 plan (not the one you're thinking of, this one is for the girls). SIT DOWN, buckle up, grab your drink (no dry january here, the only thing getting wet is you), and shake some ass for CAMP WE'RE MF BACK...and boy do we have plans for this year. Remember, you could die tomorrow, so why not get an org*sm in tonight.

Good evening sl*ts. Another quick storytime for you while you dyson the sh*t out of your hair or whatever...this time it's about the DADS. Listen to your camp counselor Emma recount the time she went out and left a bar crying, only to be rescued by a beautiful tall dark and handsome...husband??? Best if you listen and DON'T JUDGE with this one.

Wow sl*ts. AND WE'RE BACK. Our final guest of 2024....and she's going to help us all since we're sick and twisted and seriously need it. We get into psychotic ex boyfriends, dating blue collar men, why unhealed men are raw and perfect, why romantic tropes are a form of self harm, and finally our camper gives us some of the most philosophical and sl*tastic advice I've ever heard and that's coming from your CAMP COUNSELOR. Sit down. Get a cwocktail. Take a shot. Listenuppe...THE GIRLS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. Y'ALL HEAR SUM.

VERY EXCITING DAY AT CAMP. Your camp counselor Emma has been working hard to bring you...MINI EPISODES. These are snackable and sl*tty storytimes so you can experience 7 minutes in heaven with me. You're welcome. Enjoy this first one if you haven't already, you'll want to sleep with one eye open. No pun intended.

WELL WELL WELL. It is yet another #sl*ttyfriday and although this week was long and hard...and not in a good way, HAVE NO FEAR. Camp counselor Emma is here. BACK with a NEW camper. You're gonna want to hear this one...I convinced a man to speak to me in front of you all. He has some...things to say about dating in our 20s. Listen uppe for what you should/should not be putting on your H*nge profiles to snatch up a man, a male perspective on dating, and some good old fashioned flirting for you to live vicariously through. STRAP IN IT'S THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE. Pack your bags and let's get tf to camp girls.

You've never seen to psychotic Emmas in a room together...until now. MY THIRD CAMPER to speak at camp today shares more than just my brain. She also has my name. Emma breaks down her dating life in NYC and not for nothing, it is quite the wild ride. Australians, lawyers, they're all 29, oh my! Emma teaches us sl*ts how to be confident, why it's important to approach men, and most importantly to not give a f*ck...like ever. This conversation is not one you wan to miss, I promise. RAISE YOUR GLASS AND SHAKE YOUR A**, IT'S #SL*TFRIDAY.