This isn't a podcast episode. It's your worst advertising nightmare. Prepare for the sweet, mellifluous tones of anxiety and dread, lulling you into a restless and unfulfilling sleep. Because there's always more feedback tomorrow. Intro Music: 'Keep Quiet' by Muciojad Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License

Let the soothing voice of an eloquent yet slightly cranky, definitely drowsy British creative on his search for a headline he once wrote lull you to sleep, as he reads through the file names on his computer. onesheep_1.docx, twosheep_2.docx, threesheep_3.docx... Intro Music: 'Keep Quiet' by Muciojad Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Or did it? If you can stay awake long enough, you just might find out. Intro Music: 'Keep Quiet' by Muciojad Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License

Come explore a warm and dusty old paint shop, from the creaking floors to the rows of primers and paint brushes. Visualize ruby reds and cool ocean blues as you drift off to sleep - it's like listening to paint dry. Intro Music: 'Keep Quiet' by Muciojad Episode Music: 'Even In My Dreams' by Soularflair Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License

Feel the melodic resonance and repetition envelop you, as you slip away and descend into that place you crave - the soft, calm, hug of sleep. Intro Music: 'Keep Quiet' by Muciojad Episode Music: 'Lazy Rain' by Aposine Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License

Want to know how to assemble a machine router? Probably not. But you want to sleep, and listening to step by step instructions will just likely do the trick. Intro Music: 'Keep Quiet' by Muciojad Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License

Listen to the soothing, sultry, sexy tones of writer, Tina Vahn, read you passages from a Thesaurus. Helping you fall into a deep sleep, slumber, hibernation, snoozefest... you get it. Intro Music: 'Keep Quiet' by Muciojad Episode Music: 'The Healing' by Sergey Cheremisinov Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License

The only thing better than watching 'The Office' as you drift to sleep, is listening to 'The Office' as you drift to sleep. Be lulled to dream state by the happenings at a medium-sized Scranton paper company in this thoroughly transcribed and softly-spoken episode. Intro Music: 'Keep Quiet' by Muciojad Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License

Your phone might be the reason why you can't sleep. You're scrolling and scrolling and scrolling with no end. This time, your phone and (your phone's legal policy) is here to tuck you in... Intro Music: 'Keep Quiet' by Muciojad Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License

You hear the word RTB. Does it make you want to BRB? When you hear HTML, do you think TTYL? Does EOD makes you think GTG? Follow along to listen to a series of corporate abbreviations that will send your mind to places you only thought you could go in 4:30pm meetings on a Friday. Intro Music: 'Keep Quiet' by Muciojad Episode Music: Episode Music: 'The Ocean' by Savfk Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License