Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. On the Eight day of Christmas, according to the Christmas carol, the Twelve Days of Christmas, there are Ten Lords a Leaping gifted, which represent the Ten Commandants in Christianity. An example of some good rules to live by, in that you should probably not steal things that don't belong to you, and please, try really hard... to not kill people. As is tradition here, at the Sleep with Josh podcast, I will now take this opportunity to read all the dates of the new year from January 1st, 2023 all the way to December 31st, 2023. If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and think of all the days of the year... the Sleep with Josh podcast, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.

Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. On the Ninth Day of Christmas, and in the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", on the Ninth day, Nine Ladies Dancing are gifted. What better way to celebrate than to learn how to they may dance on stage by reading "The Art of Stage Dancing" by Ned Wayburn, from 1925. If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and dream of a stage filled with the acrobatic movements of nine ladies... and let their rhythmic movements lull you into a pleasant sleep because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.

Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. In the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", on the Eighth Day of Christmas "Eight Maids a Milking" are gifted. How do these maids determine what cows to milk? Well, do I have the perfect book for you tonight where I will read "How to Select Cows" by WILLIS P. HAZARD. Now sit back, close your eyes, and dream of walking through green pastures with grazing dairy cows, and the gentle moos that float in the air... because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.

Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. I am your host and comedian Josh Yang. Today is the Seventh Day of Christmas, and in the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", today is the day Seven Swans a Swimming are gifted. It seemed appropriate then to read the famous Danish fairy, The Ugly Duckling from Danish poet and author Hans Christian Anderson.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and dream of a time when you were an ugly duckling only to eventually see yourself become a swan, and then you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.

Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. Today is the Sixth Day of Christmas, and in the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", today is the day 6 Geese a laying is given from your true love. I think it fitting then to read the classic Grimm's Fairy Tale, the Golden Goose.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and dream of the fantastical moral stories from some German dudes hundreds of years ago... and you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.

Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. Today is the Fifth day of Christmas, and in the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", today is the day 5 golden rings are gifted by your true love. I will therefore read fairy tale, THE MAGIC RING FROM THE YELLOW Fairy Book, edited by Andrew Lang in 1906.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and picture golden rings dancing over you in the darkness... because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.

Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. Today is the Fourth day of Christmas, and kids around the world would be enjoying their gifts if they were fortunate enough to receive any. Therefore today, I will be reading a manual called Home-made Toys for Girls and Boys by A. Neely Hall. Released in 1915, this manual taught its readers how to craft small wooden and mechanical toys at home. I will be ready from Chapter 1: Home Made Windmills.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and enjoy the Christmas gift to your nightly slumbers that is... the Sleep with Josh podcast, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.

Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. Today is the Third day of Christmas, and according to the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", today is the day Three French Hens are gifted. I will therefore be reading a collection of French recipes for cooking chicken from Margaret Brown's French Cookery Book from 1886.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and don't get too hungry for the thoughts of French cuisine.. because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.

Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. Today is the Second day of Christmas and often also known as Boxing Day. Originally, Boxing Day was a holiday in Great Britain intended to focus on giving gifts to the poor. It has since become more popularized as a day of shopping with huge sales. I will therefore read something related to Boxing Day, namely, The Adventure of the Cardboard Box by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. It is one of the 56 short stories written about Sherlock Holmes.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and enjoy the boxing and unboxing of a Sherlock Holmes mystery... the Sleep with Josh podcast, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.

Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. Did you miss me? Tonight, is the end of the first day of Christmas and a kick off to the return of the Sleep with Josh Podcast and 12 straight days of new podcast episodes from December 25th, 2022 into the New Year until January 5th, 2023. We're coming back in a big way, so Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're going to start off with a reading of the classic English Christmas carol, "The Twelve Days of Christmas", which references the Twelve Days of Christmas celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. It is a classic example of a cumulative song, where the lyrics detail a series of increasingly numerous gifts given on each of the twelve days of Christmas from Christmas Day to the Twelfth Night on January 5th which leads to Epiphany Day, on January 6th.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy.Now sit back, close your eyes, and enjoy the Christmas gift to your nightly slumbers that is... the Sleep with Josh podcast, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.