The Christmas Special and our new favorite Christmas movie. Mel Gibson is gritty Santa. His government contract isn't shaping up. Not even making this up.
Jan 19, 2021
47 min
Our Halloween special in December. A boy gets turned into a mouse by a witch. His grandmother is missing her finger. Join us for Witchcast.
Dec 8, 2020
44 min
An emotional movie about Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots. See Wolverine as a dead beat dad.
Nov 11, 2020
54 min
Scored high on the train scale. The future is almost as grim as the hero in this one.
Oct 28, 2020
50 min
Sorceress is truly a stunning. A great example of that jank 80s movies always seem to encompass. Can't stop the drums my dude.
Oct 15, 2020
1 hr 9 min
Gerard Butler is a dick. Witty banter will not save Egypt. Hern breaks down the budget of the film with his sick math skills.
Feb 27, 2016
49 min
Getting friend-zoned by robots in the wasteland with an Australian cowboy and Dick Cheney.
Feb 20, 2016
51 min
We review Star Wars. NOT. We don't review Star Wars at all. Instead, the real story is Krampus.
Dec 20, 2015
41 min
The trials and tribulations that come with being a self aware turtle in the throws of their teenage years are tough to deal with. Wish there was a gritty remake of this movie.
Feb 20, 2015
41 min
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