Everything is totally fine in Swans Crossing, not sure why you're asking.

You gotta grow up sometime but did it have to be right now?

Amy Sherman-Palladino fools everyone by gathering Parker Posey, Lauren Ambrose and Dianne Wiest(!) and making a kind of terrible generic sitcom. And we watched all of it. So should you?   @singleseasonTV [email protected]  

The most scattershot, convulsive, tag team episode of Single Season Record. Pretty appropriate, really. We just needed more dancing. It's the end of Étoile! Will Nicholas live? Will Cheyenne take his place? Will Gen Gen take off her shoes? Will Derick ever show up? So many questions await you within.

In a way, all TV is interactive and Étoile found that out the hard way when everyone chose not to watch. Including all our guests.

Katie Canavan is new to Single Season Record but not new to Amy Sherman-Palldino dance shows. So it's hard to not talk about Bunheads instead of whatever this is.

We're all mad as hell but we're going to take it for at least a few more episodes.

Derick is disgusted and Harry is confused, but it all works out in the end, except for how we still have the hiccups.

Sulia needs a sleep doctor. Preferably one who speaks English so she doesn't have to read the newspaper.