The Russians are coming and they are bringing machetes and maple syrup!

Saja starts a Warrior delivery service, Mr. Han gives himself an eye test, Garrett gets used to a small cell, Sydney gets stung and a baldy steals the show. It's just another day (hour? minute?) in Swans Crossing.

Is Swans Crossing science fiction? Can it be after 38 episodes of not being science fiction? These and other fascinating questions will not be answered in this episode.

The Warrior Is Warmed By The Chase!

It's The Buildng! The generically named show from the woman you can't remember where you remember from. But that's OK because everyone's making it up as they go along anyway.   Watch it here!

Yes, somehow we convinced actual Bryan Greenberg to talk to us about some of the secrets of HBO's 2005 single season show Unscripted. Now we just sit back and wait to be an extra on the inevitable Criterion BluRay release.

It's the end of Unscripted and all we hear is crickets. July O'Brien and Graham Pilato return to see this show off. Everyone is still traumatized. Derick's never been sadder even though he hardly ever seemed to like it. But that's what finales are for. Revisionist history and taking shots at Shia LaBouef.

Denzel Belin is with us to propose an entire new fall slate of shows that sound better to him than Unscripted, which he thinks is kind of insidious.

Unscripted and Entourage go to New York but only one of them had Emanuelle Chriqui.