Welcome to Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale! If you've never met a podcast before, you're probably thinking, "what the frickin' heck" right now. That's normal. A podcast is a series of tubes that sent audio clips of two idiots talking about a show nobody cares about to 10 or so lovely people who listen to most of the episodes. This week, our hosts Ben and Tim discuss the season 3 finale of Dinosaurs, "Clip Show 2." It's all filler, no killer. Come back next week for the first episode of our between season bonus series focusing on the life and career of Jim Henson. Sorry for firing your useless son, Jim. Much love.

If you are reading this, we must have survived another week. If you are not reading this, you have created a complicated paradox and I think that has merit too. This is Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale. We are a podcast dedicated to reviewing every episode of the early 90s puppet sitcom Dinosaurs. We are almost finished with reviewing the penultimate season, covering Charlene and Her Amazing Humans (S3E21) as well as the following topics: keeping your shirt on, classic family guy bits, the Baby to Stewie pipeline, George Clooney and Bruce Willis portraying dogs, sniffing markers, and downsizing in the studio.

Hey you cool cats and kittens and hats and mittens! You found our podcast! Good job! We're Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale and we're a podcast about the 1990s puppet sitcom Dinosaurs. What does that mean exactly? It means every week (citation needed) we watch an episode of Dinosaurs (in order of release) and critically analyze it (citation needed) as we negotiate a million sidetracks as we get distracted by other topics that we find entertaining. This week, our hosts We're Gonna Need Another Timmy and Ben Handupme discuss the Dinosaurs episode We Are Not Alone (S03E20), which is about like aliens and the environment and evil corporations and putting catchy slogans onto signs. Other talking points include: hard takes on the podcast Serial, vegan water and non-vegan water sponsorships, recording a podcast after 9 PM, where Flintstones fits within the Dinosaurs universe, and the cult classic Gigli.

Welcome back to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale: the only podcast that adheres to the two shakes rule as defined by Joel Madden in the song Anthem by Good Charlotte. We're not afraid to admit it, either. Speaking of being terrible at writing episode descriptions, we did a live show at Lucky You Tattoo for Pre-Fest in St. Pete Florida a week or so ago! It went way better than we thought it would! For real, we were anxious. Well, I (Ben Handupme) was a nervous wreck, but your other host Timmy was as cool as Larry the Cucumber. Thanks to our lovely friend/DM/math teacher Matt Rooney and his older brother Craig Rooney (owner of Lucky You Tattoo), our live episode was recorded for posterity and our lovely producer Zach was able to edit it for us and turn it into this week's new episode! We hope you enjoy. Especially you, Julian. Thank you for driving 3 hours for our bullshit.

THIS WEEK! It's a Halloween Spook-tacular with special guest Zach from Keystone Copycats. We talk about Steak 'n' Shake, bad Kermit voices, terrible improv scenes, and so much more; including this week's main topic of discussion: Muppets Haunted Mansion! We did it! We watched a new Muppets thing! That is partially relevant to our main subject matter, right? Have a safe Skalloween weekend, babies. Via con dinos.

Hey friends, it is so nice to see you again! Welcome back to the only podcast Ellen Degeneres is afraid of( yet won't unsubscribe from): Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. This week is special because not only are you treated to your beloved hosts Tim and Ben (whom you've long since grown bored of), but you are being gifted with a guest host by the name of Arielle Secretlastname. Listen in as we discuss the season 3 episode of Dinosaurs: "If I Were A Tree". Alternate titles: My 10 Inch Girlfriend, Vegans In The Workplace, Kirkland Pizza: The #4 Pizza in America, It's Not the Size of the Girlfriend; It's the Motion in the Ocean, and Opossum Qualifications and Restrictions. See y'all soon!  https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ http://tinyurl.com/k9y9wxk7

Welcome back to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! Guess what? This is a bonus episode. It is somewhat about the show Dinosaurs but mostly just an outlet allowing hosts Tim and Ben advertise the upcoming Sinclairity live show on Oct 26th in St. Pete, FL. Here are some alternate titles for today's episode in lieu of not wanting to write a real description: Sorry Less Than Jake, Greased EP, Reel Big Zach, Leftover Cumtown, Cumtown's Most Wanted, What Even Is Cumtown, and If You're a Flappy Bird I'm a Flappy Bird. Bye, lovers. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ http://tinyurl.com/k9y9wxk7  

Hello and welcome back to the only podcast brave enough to put Baby in a corner: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! Have you met our hosts Tim and Ben? Tim is the one in a loving, monogamous relationship and Ben is the roofer that disappears after their first paycheck. On this very special song-heavy episode, our hosts discuss the Dinosaurs episode Dirty Dancin' as well as: Glen Danzig from Cheers and Who's The Boss, ICP decals on a custom hearse, the biggest juggalo in Brevard County, Eminem's stranglehold on the Venom 2 soundtrack, how to quick save irl, signing to Poop Knife Records, Ezra's Freud Void, and Canada being the gay version of the United States. Until next time, we love you. After next time? Well that's up to you.

Welcome back to the podcast that holds the record for playing the most shows without getting paid: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week, your charismatic hosts Ben Handupme and We're Gonna Need Another Timmy discuss the season 3 episode of Dinosaurs titled "Swamp Music." Basically some white guys wrote a parable for cultural appropriation in rock music and they did a sloppy job about it. However, we do a slightly less sloppy job about reviewing said episode, so maybe you'll get something out of this messed up world we live in after all. Besides, maybe you'll enjoy the following talking points: the difference between Underoath and From First to Last, the late Norm MacDonald, satanic metal bands that won't commit ritual suicide, Ysa disrespecting our artist endeavors, Kermit the Frog replacing Justin Pierre from Motion City Soundtrack, and the fact that every band is actually just Sublime. And hey, guess what? Sinclairity will be performing a live episode this year at Pre-Fest in St. Pete, Florida. Join us at Lucky You Tattoo on Tuesday October 26th and check out all the awesome bands that will be playing after us. Show will start at 6 PM, and we will include a link below that you can follow to buy tickets. Thanks! Love Ya! https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ http://tinyurl.com/k9y9wxk7

Well, well, well...we meet again, at last. I can’t say that I knew for certain that I’d see you around these parts again...but, alas, here we are. You, a ranting and raving fan of the hit podcast Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. Me, someone who broke into the Sinclairity studio, tied up the chap who typically writes these descriptions, and wholly took over his role. The difference between you and I? I make it look good. Also, you’re hotter, funnier, cooler, smarter, and more loyal to the podcast you love. Enjoy this week’s episode in which your hosts Ben Handupme and We’re Gonna Need Another Timmy discuss the season 3 Dinosaurs episode “Honey, I Miss the Kids”. Other talking points include: Ben’s hurricane experience, working two jobs, speaking only in Tim Robinson quotes, adding Matilda to the MCU, ad supported ultrasounds, bean dad’s prehistoric predecessor, and songs about living in the sea. Come check on us again next week, and we’ll check you out as well. Love you, bye.  https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://southernsolidarity.org/