
Wassup Weenies! In this episode we work out the perfect Ragu Recipe, Mr Graves New Car "The Man Batter", Musketeer Joe, Playing Lots of Gigs, Working on the Album, Making Crumpets and not realising that Gary Glitter was a Paedophile!
Count Factula brings us amazing facts about the knock-off Lorax, Snape Wives, Mormon Soaking and Human Stripes. We also find out about Joe's natural "frisbees".
We play Town Or Clown where we guess what are real or fake place names around the UK.
Shit News gives us the latest headlines about leaving a mic on at a wedding, dying from making wine, eating your own hair and joining a search party!
We use the Blank-O-Mattic to find out why we needed to go to court and the fiasco with the piss soaked wolf!
Oct 16, 2021
1 hr 20 min

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we discarded Mr Grave away and replaced him with our good friend Rob Goblin! We discuss playing shows, Frankenjean drinking too much and how different being drunk in your 30s is. We talk about getting back to the office grind and having a toe nail ripped off!
Count Factula brings us the facts about the hope experiment with a drowning mouse, facts about blowjobs, Emily Spinach the Rebel and the origins of the Print Press.
We play a game called Museum or Pooseum where we guess what Museums are real around the world.
Shit News brings us the latest headlines about Beer Boys at weddings, Lactating Armpits, Motorway Gimp Mask Man (Dave Billings) and Vaccine Scientist Barbie
We also use the Blank-O-Mattic to work out why we went to the doctors!
Oct 3, 2021
1 hr 15 min

Wassup Weenies! We are back in the same room together!! In this episode we talk about recording the new album in a hot box, having baths together, getting Victor and the Bully songs from the falls of Ancient Greece, living like Goblins, Daves Low Voice, Baboushcous and even talk about latest films!
Count Factula brings us the latest facts about Snake Oil, having Orgasms to cure Hysteria with Steam Powered Dildos, Brazilian "Chernobyl", the American Football Stadium with a Jail, the Kanto Earthquake and a Tekken character helping out.
We play a game called Hero Or Zero where we guess real video game characters or not.
Shit News brings us the latest with stories of Kidney beans in a Penis, the Zombie Fish, Wally the Walrus and milking an armpit.
We use the Blank-O-Mattic to discover how i met Luke! (whoever that is).
Sep 13, 2021
1 hr 5 min

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we celebrate Crowboys birthday! We talk about our London Adventure in an escape room, the flirtbot, Jungle Dave and Quitting another Job! We have a delightful conversation about sandy beaches, Canterbury and Gigs!
Count Factula brings us interesting facts about how a Dead Jockey won a race, Firefly's and their magical bums, the great toffee tsunami and McDonalds bubble-gum broccoli!
We play a game called Tit or Twat where where guess real bird names or fake ones!
Shit News Brings us the latest headlines about the great pig festival, the suspicious police officer with the golden toilet, Snakes in a toilet and Sweaty Bra Money!
We use the Blank-O-Mattic to relive a haunted babysitting story. Its very moist.
Aug 12, 2021
1 hr 12 min

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we find out about Bruce Lees Vegetarian Brother, we discuss how much Gnocchi we can up up our butt, hurting our penis jumping off cliffs, forgetting about playing a gig (again) and Halo Injecting people!
Count Factula brings us some amazing facts about Misheard Lyrics that involved the FBI, the mummified toe drink, Lady Bathory and her blood bath and the origin of the sandwich!
We play a game where we work out the famous quote and where it was from.
Shit News brings me you the greatest news from around the world where we find out about the worlds best dad joke, a robot getting fired, flintstones house and fighting in Pontins.
We use the Blank-O-Mattic to send a letter to Mum from camp!
Jul 28, 2021
1 hr 30 min

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we find out Victor does the worst Batman impression, we talk about our new soup themed comic book, Crowboy forgets he played gigs, Mr Graves excessive wanking, Growing a Tail and Food Poisoning!
Count Factula brings you wonderful facts about the Dark beginnings of Corn Flakes, the mysterious deaths of Lake Nyos, A human woman giving birth to rabbits and the peculiar world of Renaissance Florence!
We attempted a cringe worthy game called "So you think you can sing?" (it didn't go well, we won't be offended if you skip it...)
Shit News brings you the latest headlines about Arrested Nudists, Noahs Ark, Shark Attacks and doing the washing up!
We finish with the Blank-O-Mattic where we find out how we first met our wife!
Jul 6, 2021
1 hr 17 min

Wassup Weenies, In this episode we talk about training for the Olympics in our independent state, we have the beans segments, we discuss gigs coming back, the bee tent, hanging out with Cthulhu the world of VR and Sticky Page Joe.
Count Factula brings us the most interesting of facts about Sexy Dalai Lama and his Megazords, making a motorbike to escape the desert, the church of bones and Night Witches!
We play a game where we guess ridiculous athletes names
Shit News brings us the latest headlines about bears crashing a party, Kill Dozer, being swallowerd by a whale and getting stuck in a giant fan!
In the Blank-O-Mattic we ask an expert for some advise about many problems we have.
Jun 22, 2021
1 hr 16 min

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we do research on Candice and use the Ligma Machine. We find out about Joes new swan fucking lair. We talk about getting back to gigs and the glorious completion of a mortgage! We talk about keeping Cilla Black on display in our living room and drunk drag queen nights.
Count Factula brings us wonderful facts about helping the Coral Reef after death, Jeremy Bentham and his body on display, Adopting Fully grown men in Japan and the Cannibalistic tale of George Bush Senior!
We play a game given to us from a listener where we guess real song titles to fake ones.
Shit News brigs us the latest scoops about Orlando Blooms weird routine, Eating Cat pate, a Giant Baby and being killed by a Stegosaurus!
We finish with Blank-O-Mattic where we write our own celebrity gossip section!
Jun 7, 2021
1 hr 19 min

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we talk about how nutritious spider milk is. We discuss a new side podcast with guests Enrique Iglesias and Harold Shipman. We talk about Joes Megasoup, Quarantinis Release and Dave's Rugged Rock Climbing.
Count Factula Brings us interesting facts about Elmer McCurdy the terrible outlaw, The history of Bacon, War time meth adventures, and nearly deleting the whole of Toy Story!
We are joined with Jimothy Jonkins in a game where we work out a word using different letters, it didn't go well...
Shit News brings us the latest sopping stories about being trapped on a Chinese gameshow, being left on a boat for 4 years, terrible baby names of 2021 and accidently living in a retirement village!
In the Blank-O-Mattic Crowboy needs to find his perfect home, so we got together to help write out what he needs to give to the estate agent!.
May 24, 2021
1 hr 31 min

Wassup Weenies! In this Episode Halo is back! We discuss fighting duck sized horse and horse sized ducks. Halo has been living in a apocalyptic bunker. We find out that Australia doesn't exist. We discuss selling skin flakes as merch. We find out Scooby and Scrappy Dos real names. Halo tells us about her fuck bunk and Victor has a hangover (as per usual).
Count Factula brings us interesting facts about a great prison escape. We find out about the fertility festival where everyone masturbates in the river. We also find out that Peat Bogs aren't always ideal for hiding bodies.
We play Con or Non where we have to find out the Real Convention to the Fake one.
The Blank-O-Mattic is out again where we create our own convention!
May 16, 2021
42 min
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