In which we locked another woman in our closet and made her contribute, and contribute she did. We think this is a solid tip.

In which we are again a little bit sozzled but I DO NOT NEED YOUR JUDGEMENT, PATRICE. It was Christmas time, and I gave Jas a beautiful snow globe with Joey Jeremiah. Joey Jeremiah is the only thing I know about Canada. We decided that fake laughing probably also leads to fake orgasms.

In which we discuss the merits of buying a convertible to trap, I mean, catch a lover. Please let us know if you’ve tried this successfully, or unsuccessfully.

In which we were probably very drunk because there is some slurring, but it’s a good fun time. We talk through how this could possibly work as a way to get a man. Or a woman. Because it’s 2018, except right now when it’s 2020.