Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!
Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!
Tom, Chris, and Pete
Three fully-grown British men who should know better bringing you news, facts, truths, lies, jingles, self-help, witty repartee, nonsense, laughably ill-informed discussions, amateur production values and everything in between. You're going to love Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!
Episode 73 (The Christmas Special) - Carrots, The Naughty List, and a Lump of Coal
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it from the three unwise middle-aged men! Feast on festive banter about advent calendars, the dentist, KFC, general merriment, Christmas trees, festive songs, The Jarrow Arrow, radio, Mariah Carey, illegal recordings, colouring books, out-of-stock carrots, ashtrays, cherished memories, batteries from Santa, NOT Spain, toilet stuff, logs, figurines, manure, being naughty, being nice, Charles Dickens, The Jasmine Playhouse, opening presents, Tokyo Disneyland, and SO MUCH MORE MERRY FUN!Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email ([email protected]). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!
Dec 19, 2023
1 hr 8 min
Episode 72 - Kippers, Couches, and The Monkey's Pyjamas
It's been a minute! The three clowns of communication return with an explanation as to why it's been a month, the tale of a little blue suitcase, Steve Cram in all his guises, Poetry Corner, smearing Nutella, fixing Britain, a mysterious manager, forcing fluid, dead spiders, reanimation, ethics, Doctor Who, sofas/settees/couches, Google reviews, and loads more! What a hoot! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email ([email protected]). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!
Dec 11, 2023
53 min
Episode 71 - Dystopia, Escapes, and an Autobiography
Those three horsemen of humour are back again with natter about cats, health checks, livers, stress, gums, a world exclusive from a famous runner (!), concern for Tom, The Beatles, AI, illegal Scandinavian reindeers, a big fence, passports, dynamite in cars, simian escapes, Planet of the Apes, lions in Grimsby, The Day of the Triffids,  a dystopian supermarket experience, and MUCH MORE!Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email ([email protected]). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!
Nov 11, 2023
51 min
Episode 70 - Night Shifts, a Liar, and a Curious Customer
The three wagsters return with prattle about rugby, whiskey, jazz, Mr. Bean, gaming, BBQs, Poetry Corner, birthdays, recruitment agencies, warehouse work, mysterious figures, threatening notes, unions, TikTok lies, pint challenges, Okinawa, sanshin, convenience stores, underpants, scooters, helmets, pubs, bath cans, the supernatural, and Papa....Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email ([email protected]). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!
Oct 23, 2023
44 min
Episode 69 - Eels, Heels, and Superman
Cor blimey! The triad of titter return with talk of Pete becoming a pro-wrestler, regional delicacies (pie, mash, and liquor), Poetry Corner returns, there's also talk of effigies, fighting tips, Nutella, vans, flying headbutts, pushing people, butterflies, ponies on buses, holes in the Great Wall of China, sperm donors, sheep in greenhouses, combine harvesters, autumn festivals, Superman, the lexicon of wrestling, and much more besides!Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email ([email protected]). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!
Oct 11, 2023
54 min
Episode 68 - Rats, Baboons, and Talking Dogs
The three peddlers of mirth return with talk of pair tattoos, terms of endearment, incontinence, geography teachers, school, Africa, search engines, bags of cans, rats, there are facts, and a quiz! Cor blimey guv'nor! The rozzers turn up, too! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email ([email protected]). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!
Sep 22, 2023
47 min
Episode 67 - Ghana, School, and a Cockapoo Tattoo
We're back! The trinity of guff return with talk of a Finnish bear, book clubs, cults, being down south, parole officers, copper theft, a yacht sinking, a postcard from Chaka Demus & Pliers, raw crumpets, spiritual marriage, going back to school, collecting memorabilia, loads (and we mean LOADS) of wine in Moldova, tattoo designs, and plenty more besides. Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email ([email protected]). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!
Sep 3, 2023
56 min
Bonus Episode - Audience Intercommunication; a Sample Jar Vol.3
Greetings! SYMJ will return in its entirety with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to keep those plates of interest spinning....This sample jar is dedicated to Tom's Audience Intercommunication where our custodian of emails / letters / pigeons etc.  regales us with YOUR correspondence. It's a real hoot, it really is. Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email ([email protected]). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!
Aug 11, 2023
31 min
Bonus Episode - Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar; a Sample Jar Vol.2
Hello! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to keep your proverbial lips moist...In this sample jar we hear a ghost story from the best bar in Nebraska City – Dinty Moore’s, Chris takes us off to Japan for the tale of the space hamster,  we hear about a woman having some public toilet issues up a mountain near Seattle, and more!Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email ([email protected]). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!
Aug 6, 2023
25 min
Bonus Episode - Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar; a Sample Jar Vol.1
Been a minute! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to tide you over...This sample jar begins with Chris saying goodbye to Grant, Nebraska (our first love), before we hear the words "Dinty Moore's" for the first time (life changer), then there is a bit about Family Feuds in Omaha. Nebraska-tastic! Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email ([email protected]). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!Buy the lads a coffee.... https://www.buymeacoffee.com/symj3You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!
Aug 1, 2023
25 min
Load more