So, we’re here. Again. I know, it’s been like 2 months and your lives are hollow and empty without us. That’s okay, because we’re here now, with our dulcet tones, and LINKS!

That Obama. So out of touch.
Wait, I mean Mitt. Mitt’s out of touch. 
Screw it. Do we really want another president who’s in touch?
Oh Lance. Why. Just why.
And then…this happened.

And that’s it folks. See you again in…what, like two months or something.

“Episode” 29: You Have Died of Dysentery

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