We’re not dead yet! We’re feeling better! Because of the big jug of bottom-shelf, plastic-bottle gin and a big ol’ spoonful of LINKS!You thought I was joking.Bud’s at it again!Seriously, though, fuck that kid. I’ve wanted a foul ball all my life. You don’t see me crying.Meanwhile, in the Republican primaries…BOOOOOOOOOOOM!That’s it for now folks. Hopefully it won’t be another *mumble mumble mumble* months before we do this again. All that opinion and snark gets backed up in you, and sometimes you just need a verbal enema. So that’s what this is: Talk Poop.