This week is all about love, grief, holding on, letting go, and the bittersweetness of motherhood. ♥️ Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Monty kicks us off with an innocent, but NQR-sounding observation she made at her son's recent footy game that we both agree would sound VERY different if it came from a man. We also caht Kylie Minogue, Off-Campus and welcome back our beloved Aunty Kez, who needs advice with a conundrum that will leave you cringing hard. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we kick off with a conversation about day clothes vs bed clothes, and a text messaging conspiracy theory. There’s also things that are embarrassing for no reason, some new additions to the anti-bucket list, and things people do that are very rock n roll. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we talk comfort shows, ponder whether good coin trumps job satisfaction, and find common ground with our new best mate, Kylie Jenner. Monty tells us about her questionable new skincare routine, Mel is taking medical advice from Insta, we're both smashing supplements, one of us is fibremaxxing, and the other one's partner committed the ultimate betrayal. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Monty’s rocking a new playlist to help with her insomnia, and it features a 90’s icon we haven’t heard about it YONKS, and it reminds Mel of a weirdly specific genre of music we’d almost forgotten about. Monty tells us about having to do the worst job at her son’s footy match, and we manage to simultaneously sing the praises AND shit-can parents at junior sport. Monty’s little boy Otie had his first in-house playdate, and she asks whether the ‘activity’ she almost suggested was weird or not, and Mel finishes us off with two diabolical confessions from some very large piece of shit humans. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we're talking about the joy of team sports, Lena Dunham's new book and why the Michael Jackson movie feels NQR to us. There's also the new 'maxxing' trend that is so dumb we can't quite believe it, chest hair is hot again, the sad and brave death of James Valentine, and Mel delivers Monty's eulogy aka 'loveogy'. Enjoy. Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we kick off with the lost art of the ad jingle and remember a Victorian horticulture icon. Mel shares some questions that are meant to take your first date to the next level, but we disrespectfully disagree. And as promised, Monty shares the eulogy she's written for Mel, and it does not disappoint. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Monty’s been searching for the path out of peri hell, Mel wants to make the classic nervous breakdown great again, and we chat about Lamar Odom’s new doco and the disease of addiction. We also talk about Clavicular, looksmaxxing, and the (perhaps unfair and a bit sexist) turn-off of over-groomed men, pain and the brain, flow states and Monty tells us about the night the universe decided to fuck her up. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Monty’s been listening to 90’s mega mixes again, and she tells us about the time she auditioned for a gig as a Channel V VJ. Mel shares her terrible sleep habits, and the recent rabbit hole she went down about an OnlyFans creator with a dual reproductive system, and an affiliated fascinating pregnancy story.  Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we take 'mixed bag' to a whole new level, kicking off with Monty's love of gyoza and Sydney Sweeney, parenting advice from Machine Gun Kelly, why Pete Davidson is hot, and a round of Celebrity Age Game that blew Mel's socks off. Mel judges Monty for her selfish 'dick moves', Monty judges Mel for asking a stupid question that calls their friendship into question, and we challenge each other to perform the grimmest challenge ever. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.