Listen to the short kings talk about different vices

The Short Kings get together once more to discuss a bunch of absolute nonsense, enjoy!

Today's episode is a complete shit show. The fellas have a few adult beverages, call each other some horrific names, but tell some banger stories.

Today's episode gets all up in there, from OG adult toys to giraffe necks.

Today's special guest is Farmer Matt, enjoy the episode!

Today the Short Kings talk about how ahead of its time MySpace was. We also recall prank calling people with eBaum's World sound boards. If you don't listen to the full episode, may you have an itchy butthole for a week.

Today's episode touches base with all kinds of hot topics, including how likely we are to join a cult.

Today we discuss how much it would cost to be talked into working for the cartel. We also touch base on pigeon racing.

Take a ride through some grimy, nasty strip club stories with the short kings. From handy's to subway, we hit all the right spots in this one.

Today, we are joined by our rather tall king friend, Derek Smith. From religion to men wiping when they pee, we hit all the right spots with this one. Also, Raif debuts his new "trivia question of the episode" segment.