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 Subscribe now to the new podcast, A Cosmic Void starring Alex Biggs Small and Jeremiah Perez! Here's a taste of one episode, there's more on the feed and many more to come. This episode is about the Alex Garland instant classic: Ex Machina. We dissect the movie going scene by scene uncovering the themes that run beneath. We discuss the feminist reading of this movie, the allusions to literature and history, and discuss the slightly ahead of it's time presentation of the danger of data mining. And of course we list movies that informed it, as well as movies influenced by it. And that's just the tip of the iceberg!

In which FARCH.I could stop there. There are new and old segments. It's very fun. Trust me.

In which our guest Brock has mutton chops, we ask the band Boston "Douche or No Douche?", and we work out the kinks of the brand new game. Goddamn it feels good to be back.

In which Michael brings us delightful sausage treats and then challenges Connor's inaugural On the Record title as the two debate the Say Anything records "Hebrews" (Michael) and "In Defense of the Genre " (Connor). Then the guys briefly talk about the upcoming new Chairea record. If you liked the episode last week but didn't think it was edited tightly enough, go check out the Box Office Battle podcast feed, because Biggs did a bang up job editing it for their style.

In which Michael visits us to act as judge as we borrow a format from Box Office Battle and pit two records against each other in our new segment "On the Record." Listen as Connor argues in favor of Punchline's "Just Say Yes" and Eric defends Bayside's "The Walking Wounded."

In which we race Connor's dying laptop battery to give our top ten lists of 2014. Movies, TV shows, Stand-up Comedy Specials, WWE moments and Records, find out what things we loved this year.

The music one, in which we play songs by bands like Brand New, Andrew Jackson Jihad and Taking Back Sunday, as well as premiere a new Chairea song. We also talk about Eric's senior film before making up songs about One Tree Hill and Friday Night Lights. You're really gonna like this one, and if you do, you should go on over to the Not Safe for Network facebook page.

In which Connor completely forgot this episode existed a couple weeks ago so we "preview" the WWE Survivor Series that already happened, we bust out another fun impression to improve your life, we continue the Quest for 2,000 at Eric's risk, and we become Zombie computers to take over the place.

In which we huddle up in the cold to start the Quest for 2000 in the face of Montucky Skies, we once again proclaim the power of the teen drama and bad television at large, Eric had horrific eating habits as a kid, and the We Had a Good Life guys hate a popular snack food.