MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS! We wanted to do it last year....we wanted to do it in July.....BUT IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR A HOLIDAY EPISODE! Join us as we watch Santa Jaws and sing way too many songs.

WE'RE BACK B*TCHES. Welcome to Season 2. Today we're talking about BDE and some sort of COVID variant that comes from....Sharks? Honestly, just have a headphone warning because we forgot how sensitive the mics are. Enjoy...or not?

What is a wingy dingy? Tune in this week to hear us talk about the continuation of the Dana's neighbors saga....I mean the Halle Berry film – Darktide. We introduce our new rating system, talk a lot about why Jeff shouldn't be called Jeff, and we have another sister/wife/mother situation. This one's a doozy.

What are we eating this time? What scene are we on? How many times did we have to pause? Join us as we become part of Dom Toretto's familia in our live watch-through of The Fast and The Furious. We reference this franchise in almost every episode, so we figured it was about time that we watched this movie for you! An absolute 10/10. Every damn time. Catch the whole franchise on HBO Max while it's there!

Is it raining? Join us as we rank our first 20 movies on the one-year anniversary of the first episode of Shark Tells!

Which Camp Rock character are you? Wait...wrong movie. Listen as we watch the second film in the Sharknado series, "The Second One."

What is Dana's neighbor up to this time? What is a cloaca (sorry D, I had to)? Tune in as we go through the third and final film in the DBS trilogy!

Will Dana's neighbor ever clean up the poo? How many former-adult film stars is too many? We gave this film a 1/10. Join us as we review Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre!

Did the octopus eat the shark or nah? Come along on our watch of Sharktopus – the first in the mockbuster series!

Who are you, Scott Patrick? Why are you, Scott Patrick? We need answers! This week we dive into the $300 CAD hit, Ouija Shark. We gave this one a 0/10 – even though the powers of the occult were tugging on our heartstrings. What do you think?