We talk about investing in a ghillie suit, camping or not camping, desert witches and their half coyotes, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS, fuck/marry/kill Bezos/Zuck/Elon, sincerely loving Facebook, drug trips, Australian animals and their sounds. Follow us on Twitter: @sharingnoodles

We start off slow and ramp up to talking about extreme stuff, gym hierarchies, excuses, Tetris reeks of communism, the Japanese have an intuition for pocket monsters, an app bro moat, giving app bros another path, lite multi-level marketing schemes, cult hoops, Foheetus.

We talk about post election apocalypse plans. Forming an ocean country on the pacific garbage patch. Garbagio the Slovenian trash god. Goombas look delicious and love to be eaten. Travis Scott meat by the foot. Oregon has the best thumbnails. Your barfy gut boys know what you want.

We get soothing with this one, priming oneself to join a cult, sacred clown objects, gods need jobs, God, Rod, and Todd, a charm offensive on the evangelical church, unpuzzling DikDok, reinventing VR, going digital nomad in the communal tunnels, lifescrolling for your DTC guru, orbiting the hole, straightening out Gandering, the squirt of life. 

We discuss the fire weatherman, designing halloween turducken costume, born again werewolfs, low-poly VR baptism, people are hungry for drugs the app, great kid moves to try on your friends, how to become a school groundskeeper, and the universal sign of bravery: tie a snake in a knot. 

Broke-ass milkboi cars, our challenging fashion as youths, taking dad’s viagra, how to grow a genius, get some friends together and invest in a Weevil, you can milk a dolphin, the milk has run dry in New York City, we are “not” sponsored by Quibi. Check us out on Twitter: @sharingnoodles

Everett (@rad_milk) joins Dave and Pasquale in unearthing the complex and fascinating world of uncledom. Our accredited experts cover these uncular topics: keeping the hot uncle energy away from nephews, uncle/dad pecking order, the rights and rituals of uncle transcendence, the raw platonic sexual magnetism of Uncle Prime, and introducing our starting uncle, Uncle Matrix from Uncleberg.  Check us out on Twitter: @sharingnoodles

Pasquale and Dave dig deep into teens sneezing in mouths, how the shorts got yellow, Dave buying a mesh t-shirt, how the Genzes be, Korean capitalism dramas, didgeridudes, running away from bilbies out by the oval, a discovery that horse legs are like fingers. Check us out on Twitter: @sharingnoodles

Never trust an Australian possum, a break down of bi-costal drug use, human scream bird, gargantuan super whales are filling up our oceans, all sea creatures are funny, recruiting any and all aquabiologist Michaels to co-host the show Check us out on Twitter: @sharingnoodles

Pasquale and Dave record each other for the first time in a long time. Topics include: Breakfast leprechaun processing, elite Jerry vs farm Jerry, is Tigger a furry? Check us out on Twitter: @sharingnoodles