The Asparagus Festival used to select a Mrs. Asparagus, but times have changed and they now crown an Asparagus Queen. One man fights to change things back to the way they used to be, for his own gain. And other sketches. Featured music by the band, Shadows of Sanity, with their permission of course. Thanks again. www.facebook.com/shadowsofsanity/ www.reverbnation.com/shadowsofsanity/songs

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To sustain yourself you must find a variety of sustenance. The Indomitable Stosh amazes with daring deeds. A cake of cheese. The pirate host Craig Beard hosts the Kings of Halloween. And Jason finds himself settling for Kattan.

What's good for business? Who's giving you the business? How do you get some business?

The rise and fall of the Ravenous Rabbi. How much of our lives are dedicated to the characters we play? What price must be paid for victory and what for revenge? When people fight, people get hurt.

How do you make fun? This episode Craig and Anna attempt to make fun.

What drives us to seek or shun attention and what will we do to achieve those goals and who will we be in the end.