We just dropped two episodes in one day, Archie’s Double Digest style! In our first episode of 2019, we talk about how Christmas can be kind of bossy, how Allison has New Year’s Resolution guilt, how cleaning out a drawer got emotional for Rekha, and we remember our very first dinner party.

A new episode from the vault, recorded back in November, where we talk about various new things going on with us. Rekha's report on her London trip boils down to British snail mail, and we argue about whether or not Allison ever liked Milli, Vanilli, or both, or neither.

Well,we really ghosted out in a puff of smoke, but hiiiiiiii, did you miss us? We’re back with an episode that we recorded back around Labor Day. Aged like a fine wine or a stank cheese. We talk about our first day of college, Allison takes a stand against certain kindergartners, you know, our usual nonsense.

Rekha just came back from our hometown of Flint, where she reports back on a place that she had managed to avoid her entire life until now. We think back on who threw the most epic party of our youth and figure out that it might have been us. Lastly, Rekha breaks down her thoughts on karaoke etiquette and Allison uncovers the many unknown truths about the song  Islands in the Stream.

Allison’s sister had a celebrity sighting today, and Rekha has tv and book recommendations that won’t make you feel super great about the world. Allison worries about local politics and Rekha worries about Oprah, and both of them talk about the 90s and why orange makeup used to be a thing. Also, Rekha reveals the one thing she has ever said to make Allison truly salty.

Allison and Rekha talk about everything and nothing, as per usjjjjj. Ali has tales of spontaneous combustion and mall break up moments, and we both lament some childhood spaces that are no longer there (RIP forever, Dyn-O-Bite Donuts). Rekha tells the tale of a mysterious secret gardening guru she recently met, and Allison’s controversial food declarations keep rolling out.

After a little hiatus we are back! After all this time we need to talk about important things like Utahan bologna sandwiches and the Peach Pit on 90210, Flint-style. We also muse upon the fact that Allison has a history of people getting put into her life, and Rekha has a history of people not getting the eff out. Remember how Jordan Catalano and Rae Ann Graff did that thing in the parking lot that one time? If not, Allison has a story to tell you. Also, where are the best mozzarella sticks in the United States of America? We have you covered.

After a short break, we are back! Allison took a bae-cation to jolly old MeghanMarkleLand and had the vapors the entire time. Rekha continues on her journey to casual clothing by buying a pair of sweatpants. Or are they dress pants?  We also decide if flavored Oreos are more like Ore-nos, mayochup continues to get more than enough air time, and Allison explains whether or not french fries go with Lebanese food. Finally, alas, Rekha has caught Obituary-itis.

I am sure our old English teachers would be proud to hear Allison tell a story with a dirty homograph at the center of it, and if they aren’t, they really should be. Rekha makes the unlikely connection between Katherine Hepburn and Three’s Company, and Allison reveals that she is a high class candy bar connoisseur. Also, Allison turned into Violet Beauregard, only apricot instead of grape.

Allison reports back on her night out to see John Cusack interviewed in person, aka "John Cusack Night," while Rekha tells her most favorite celebrity-related experience, which may only be exciting to her. They also discuss various high school glow ups, and Flint's premiere clothier for stylish moms and grannies from back in the day. Also included: Rekha's Sports Minute: Surprisingly Non-Ridic Edition.