a double-wide? someone lied: an inside jokester  

what in the hell? rotten smell in this shell, yokester  

seems that some blow's on your nose and it shows, cokester  

cat in a tree cries a plea, comes to me: coaxed her  

fork and the spoon off too soon, home by noon: broke stir  

chim chim cher-ee you'll agree I'm lucky bloke, sir  

wanting a plum uses thumb to get some, pokes her  

poor old man frog too much grog, fell off log, croaked, sir