I don’t think my toilet is happy with me.

I know this because it hardly flushes for me anymore.

I think it was Taco Bell,
And that crunch rap supreme from Hell.
I doubt John has ever recovered.
I doubt i have either.

I wish I had more than one pot in my house.
Would likely cause less grief for my spouse.
Our schedules are just about the same,
And they refuse to be tamed.

Flush! There it goes,
Glug! It’s stuck!
My toilet burbles in annoyance.
I burble back.
wait, there’s more?

Flush! Down goes the first log,
But now the second is stuck!