Do you like rollercoasters stoner Scorpio?  Of course you do my brave Scorpion.  Well buckle up, because the month of May is destined to be a thrill ride with many ups and downs. One of the deepest and most impactful cosmic influences of the final Spring month will be felt internally.  As you travel through … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio it’s time to take a break, or at least step away from your recent obsession.  Celestial bodies have aligned in April to provide a much needed escape hatch from your passionate grind.  The second Spring month will be a time to cherish the accomplishments of your physical endeavors while refocusing on internal growth. … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the month of March sets up as a tale of two halves, split by the Spring Equinox on the 20th.  Celestial bodies will impart great influence on the stoner Scorpions of the world, but in dramatically different ways at different times.  Sit back, relax, and take tokes of the marijuana smoke; with help … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the final Winter month brings an early warm breeze of creativity to the personal sphere.  Fill your sacred stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains.  This cosmic breeze of creativity will impact the stoner Scorpio both outwardly and internally.  Both internal analysis and external vision will be amplified by smoke sessions with … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the beginning to 2021 will be a blessing from the universe.  With the right blend of medication and meditation, your inner self will find contentment while you make plans for great progress on the terrestrial plane. It’s time to focus on the inner smoke circle stoner Scorpio.  Cannabis companions and the canna-fam will … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Hold on tight stoner Scorpio, and be prepared for a blockbuster month of December. Planets have aligned in the the first half of the month to favor aspects of money and vanity.  This cannabis inspired vision surrounding these favorable cosmic winds of influence speaks to more of spending and health, versus financial gain or selfish … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio I know you have grown tired of the roller coaster of life with it’s anticipatory climbs, and terrifying falls.  Always remember the mantra when you’ve dove too deep with that sacred edible:  It’s going to be ok.  It’s going to be ok. Communication will be encouraged, enhanced, and energetic in November.  Cosmic winds … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the month of October will bring heightened connectivity with the canna-crew.  So much of the previous period was spent puzzled, bewildered, and absolutely confused, but rest easy my persistent Scorpion.  This month will be like emerging from a stoned cloud of confusion.  With the right herbal application, you will be hard wired into … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month comes with a variety of cosmic influences.  Your journey is yours to walk alone, but with the right cannabis prescription, perhaps you will have a keen green spirit to guide your path. September starts off with hazy smoke clouds that obscure decision making.  The Full Moon on the 1st … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Scorpio the month of August will be filled with challenges and triumphs.  Gears within the grinder of life may become stuck with sticky communication; but once these gears break free, cosmic support will give a gentle push in the direction of progress. Little Scorpion be forewarned:  Complexities within communication will cause tension and misunderstanding.  … Continue reading Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August → The post Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.