Today we're preaching the gospel of Martin Scorsese's controversial 1988 flick, The Last Temptation of Christ. Not just another dime-a-dozen morality tale, Last Temptation takes some liberties with the Lord that's offended the Catholic church, some Evangelist preachers, and a particularly feisty group of Parisians. We're defending Judas, talking stories that didn't make the Bible's directors cut, offering some minor critiques for the Catholic church, and basking in Willem Defoe's light.

In preparation for Sam Raimi's upcoming return to the Marvel rollercoaster, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, we hit an early flick of his, 1985's Crimewave. A near-forgotten movie that could've murdered Raimi's career, as well as several innocent bystanders, we ask if the movie squanders it's all-star team, or if it's another studio exec hatchet job? Come ride the wave with us.

We're back, and classing up the place with a little conversation about the weirder side of the artworld. Good Friend Paige joins us to talk about some works whose creation would lead to a nice asylum stay for us non-artist types. Is Marina Abramović really classier than Steve-O? Are Gamer Girls selling their bath water unheralded artists? Come find out.

We're striking out for the frontier this week with 2011's Cowboys and Aliens! Featuring an absolutely stacked cast and a massive budget, did the film reach the stars or crash and burn like a certain ship in Roswell? Also this week: we review the new Mountain Dew Hard Seltzer and analyze Paul Dano's moisture levels.

You ever watch a movie that makes you yearn for a bolt-stunner to the dome? Want to be put out to pasture like a fattened cow? We have, and we're dragging you down with us. We're talking the newest addition to the Leatherface franchise, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We also try to get into the simple minds of Hollywood execs and pitch some possible horror villains of our own.

This week we're tackling 2011's "historical" "drama", Anonymous. Does this Shakespeare hit piece succeed in sinking the Bard? Or have we finally found a conspiracy theory that is even too silly for your smooth-brained hosts? We're also talking the Super Bowl, Scottish Independence, and a piece of Irish sports history that totally, actually happened and wasn't made up on the spot. Check it out, or tomorrow you shall be found a grave man.

The American Dream is alive & well in the Sunshine State! This week we're talking Michael Bay's HGH-fueled romp, 2013's Pain & Gain! Get a pump on as we dissect Michael Bay, corporate pandering, and why Nick will be getting replaced in future episodes (kidding)(maybe).

Here it is, folks! The most anticipated event of the year and the most prestigious award show on this side of the Mississippi- the first annual Schlock Doctorate awards! We're talking the best and brightest that 2021 had to offer! From best movie to most cringe-inducing moment of the year, we've got a Doctorate for everyone! Put on your fanciest clothes, pour a glass of champaign, and jump in to see if your favorite walked away a winner! We spoil practically every movie from 2021 to some degree, so just watch out for that.

This week, we're doing our best to recap some watershed moments of 2021. Maybe some of these happened in 2020, maybe some of them haven't actually occurred yet at all. Who can tell anymore. Anyway, we're talking the nature of celebrity, talentless hacks, sexual deviants, the blight of the paparazzi, the future of Cinema, and an inspirational Hollywood couple.

We're shaking off the holiday rust with one of 2021's biggest disasters- Chaos Walking. Starring two of Disney's poster children and featuring a cornucopia of YA Dystopia clichés, the movie offers very little outside of a potential blue print for a future life sans woman. The boys unveil plans to turn Wyoming into the bro capital of the USA, talk Tom Holland's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time on set, and wax nostalgic about books from our youth.