SURPRISE... WE GOT MARRIED!!! Well... legally. Last Thursday, while you were watching me give questionable life advice as "Dear Robyn," Dr. Piano Man and I were secretly at City Hall getting MARRIED. We didn't tell our friends. We didn't tell the internet. We barely managed to keep the secret ourselves. And then just a few days later, we headed to Boston where I got to reveal everything ON STAGE in front of hundreds of you... including two of my best friends who had absolutely no idea. ...

Dear Abby retired... so naturally, I think I should take over. Here's the crazy part: BEFORE I knew she was retiring, I told Security I wanted to do an episode where he finds real Dear Abby letters, I give my advice without knowing what she said, and then we compare our answers to see if I have what it takes to become an advice columnist. And for possibly the first time in Schall We Talk history... Security actually did his homework. He showed up with nine sealed envelopes containing real Dea...

Have you ever said something and IMMEDIATELY wished you could suck the words back into your mouth? That's basically this entire episode. We had absolutely no idea what we were going to talk about this week, so five minutes before recording we opened the phone lines and asked you guys to tell us your most embarrassing "I can't believe I just said that" moments. And somehow... it worked. In this episode: • We realize that while Security and I couldn't think of many times WE put our feet in our ...

This week was a BIG one. We welcomed the newest member of our family, Munchkin, and then immediately jump into Dr. Piano Man's bachelor party... which somehow ended with missing memories, a lost phone, way too much whiskey, and one of the sweetest speeches we've ever heard. It's emotional. It's chaotic. It's us. In this episode: • We tell the full story of how a late-night cookie run somehow led to us adopting Munchkin, the sweetest little French Bulldog who completely stole our hearts • We t...

Conspiracy theories are back... and somehow this episode gets even weirder than the first one. Mama Schall returned wearing a homemade tinfoil hat, confidently explained why she might actually be an alien, and somehow convinced us that time travelers may have helped build the pyramids. Things only escalated from there. Whether you believe any of it is up to you... we're just asking questions. 👀 In this episode: • Mama Schall explains why she's convinced she's not just half alien... but possib...

We've all had those moments we wish we could erase... unfortunately, this episode is about reliving them. This week, Security and I read your most humiliating stories, and somehow the listeners managed to make us feel better about our own lives. From public wardrobe malfunctions and workplace disasters to drunken decisions and bathroom emergencies, things spiral almost immediately. In this episode: • Security accidentally text a Hinge match something that made it look like he was secret...

This episode is with a two-time Emmy winner... but somehow we still spent part of it talking about my trash-picked jukeboxes and wedding. This week I'm joined by my longtime friend Jamie Lee. She's a comedian, writer, actress, and executive producer on Ted Lasso. We first met over a decade ago, and it was so much fun finally sitting down to talk about comedy, writing, career highs, career flops, and everything in between. In this episode: Winning two Emmys for Ted Lasso Writing an...

Special episode this week of Schall We Talk as we have Casting Director, Producer, writer and friend of Robyn’s….Erica A. Hart. Years ago, Erica took a chance on me and cast me in my very first scripted TV role. She had no idea where my career was headed, and honestly... neither did I. Today, Erica is one of the entertainment industry's most respected casting directors, with credits including Survival of the Thickest, The Equalizer, That Damn Michael Che, Broadway productions like Death...

Have you ever gone down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole and suddenly found yourself thinking… "Wait… what if?" That's exactly what happened in this episode. We put on tinfoil hats, debated some of the internet's wildest conspiracy theories, accidentally got way too philosophical, and somehow ended up questioning everything from the moon landing to whether my own mother might actually be an alien. So... proceed with caution. In this episode: • My parents somehow started texting Dr. Piano Man's...

Well once again, I woke up in the middle of the night anxious, couldn’t sleep, and decided the healthiest thing to do was obviously record a podcast in my pajamas. So yes, this is another middle-of-the-night episode. In this episode: • Security and I make wedding predictions • Dr. Piano Man joins me in the studio and somehow turns my anxious spiral into a surprisingly deep conversation about life, love, and what it means to live well • We read ridiculous Reddit stories about Thanksgivin...