Episode Notes Content warnings: mention of child neglect, alcoholism, underage sexual harassment, racial slurs. Episode 6 covers pages Pages 980 to 1153 of Homestuck. In which after a long delay due to the Baby Jade curse (on our end & a day in Real Time), Lexia Velika talks a bit too much about Pathologic at the start. Let it be known that Lexia Velika has changed their view on Pathologic/Homestuck crossover content in the time since this recording for they are no longer grieving. Also featuring Ian continuing to ponder their developing transfem Dave headcanon. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Arkzyd - Theme Song

Episode Notes Content warnings: discussion of ableist/homophobic language, graphic description of loose teeth, and animal death Episode 5 covers pages 759 to 979 of Homestuck. On to Act 3 where we meet our final kid: the whimsical & deeply strange Jade Harley. Featuring surprise early troll appearance, corn conspiracy, memories of accidental spoilers, & more. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Special mystery friend of the show (???) - Theme Song

Episode Notes Content warnings: mention of child neglect and mentions of ableism and racism. Episode 4 covers pages 496 to 758 of Homestuck. The episode in which we dive into the end of Act 2 and see the future that awaits our Earth. Also Lil Cal related fear increases. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Mystery friend of the show - Theme Song This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes Content warnings: mention of animal death, mentions of ableism and racism Episode 3 covers pages 248 to 495 of Homestuck. The episode wherein discussion of SBaHJ and outside omens curse us. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Mystery friend of the show (???) - Theme Song

Episode Notes Content warnings: discussion of ableism, race, and representation Episode 2 covers pages 81 to 248 of Homestuck. The journey continues with episode 2 as we complete ACT 1. This episode includes confession of Homestuck-related gay awakenings. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host Special mystery friend of the show (???) - Theme Song

Episode Notes Content warnings: animal death mention Episode 1 covers pages 1 to 80 of Homestuck. Welcome to Sburban Spectators! Start the Homestuck journey with us by learning about our respective experiences (or lack thereof) with the webcomic Homestuck and learn a little bit about the comic before we dive into the first 80 pages and become no longer stuck at home. Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host ??? - Theme Song

Episode Notes Content warnings: fictional child death, child endangerment, discussion of sexual content, police brutality Bonus Episode 1 covers The Boss Baby (2017) and Mac and Me (1988) Join us for our tragically first episode as we subject ourselves to the viewing of The Boss Baby (2017) and Mac and Me (1988) for reasons that will only become "clear" in time. Catch our official podcast launch with episode 1 covering the first 80 pages of Homestuck on 4/13/25! Lexia Velika - Host, Editor, Designer Ian - Host ??? - Theme Song