Sarcasm News
Sarcasm News
Jim Duke
News that may be partly true, or maybe not. We just exaggerate a little. A warped newscast from a hack who couldn't make it in the real field so here he is annoying all of you. For entertainment, don't take it so seriously!
SN 3/23/25 - Elon to Buy MSNBC and call it MSNB-X, Trump Employs Israel to Demolition Gaza
Elon rumored interest in MSNBCIsrael flattens Gaza breaking ceasfire agreementFailure to release Epstein Files. Perps are safe.Archeologists find secret chambers and tunnels underneath Gaza said to have a whole structure beneath the pyramid.Tesla Cybertrucks recalled for falling apart.
Mar 23, 2025
3 min
SN 1/25/25 - Trump Gives Christians Healing and Renewal, Deportation for Illegals, Release of Disclosed Files
Christians cheer on Trump for a chance at healing America after four years... could have saved the time and just elected Trump for a consecutive second term.Trump signed an Exective Order for deportation of criminal illegal immigrants. Troops wait near the border to thrown them back. Invited are celebrities who want to leave the country.JD Vance makes a comment about having babies.Trump will release files on the JFK, MLK, and RFK assassinations. Hope we don't find any CIA info in there. It will be blacked out anyway.Trump finds Biden's note in the desk.Comedians rejoice to put back in their act jokes about the President.
Jan 25, 2025
5 min
SN 1/21/25 - Trump Inauguration, Elon's Strange Salute, Obama Divorce Rumor
Biden leaves office as Trump enters and makes his first rounds of Executive Orders... reversing the previous EOs. Elon makes a strange salute gesture confirming the regime. The Obama's rumored of divorce.
Jan 22, 2025
3 min
Special Report 1/20/25 - Biden Leaving A Legacy
This special report honors Joseph Biden, 46th most coherant President of this past term.
Jan 20, 2025
2 min
News Bulletin 1/19/25 - TikTok Crisis
Leonard is interrupted with news bulletin on TikTok users going crazy.
Jan 19, 2025
2 min
SN 1/19/25 - Trump Trial Trumped By Election
All effort has failed to convict Donald Trump for inciting a riot and for just being President. While a case had been built up to cause a jury to see the invovlement of Trump to incite a surrection on January 6, the votes for him to win the election for 2024 President mkaes him ineligitable for process as all efforts of the Left groups and the $20 million spend on the investigation went wasted in naught. Although counsel Jack Smith says it wasn't for nothing and he is still a convict in their eyes. Just one who is in the ivory tower of being President at the moment.In the meanwhile others fear Trump will take into consideration the proposed Project 2025 by political think tank Heritage Foundation. Trump claims he doesn't need to rule with the outline of an outside group and is confident he can write his own dictatorship.
Jan 19, 2025
3 min
News 1/18/25 - TikTok Ban To Go Into Affect... Maybe
Lawmakers threaten to "disallow" the app TikTok from functioning in the United States if China fails to agree to sell its interest to an American company.
Jan 18, 2025
4 min
News 1/16/25 - Biden Says Farewell, Israel/Hamas Ceasefire Phases, Trump Cabinet Confirmation
The news you wish you had.Biden says Farewell SpeechIsrael and Hamas Ceasefire in PhasesTrump Cabinet ConfirmationLA Regulations of Shrubbery and RoofsFAA replace no fly zone restrictions with sharp warning instead
Jan 16, 2025
3 min