Wherein hosts Michael, Candy, and Tom find their friendship tested by an aggressive MLM sales pitch and discuss their favorite CDs of the month from Sammy Davis Jr., Dazz Band, and Dr. Dog. Unrelated, did you know that berber carpeting is the ideal surface on which to perform the Worm? // Every song featured on the podcast is available to you in one convenient, ongoing Spotify playlist at ⁠⁠⁠⁠tinyurl.com/publiclibrarymixtape⁠⁠⁠.

An unplanned BONUS minisode wherein hosts Michael, Candy, and Tom stumble upon the fact that Tom has never heard Cornershop's mid-90s hit "Brimful of Asha" and summarily correct that affront. Unrelated, do you remember when everyone thought Steve from Blue's Clues was dead? // Every song featured on the podcast is available to you in one convenient, ongoing Spotify playlist at ⁠⁠⁠⁠tinyurl.com/publiclibrarymixtape⁠⁠⁠.

Wherein hosts Michael, Candy, and Tom blow the lid off some hidden history facts and discuss their favorite CDs of the month from Anything Box, Bryan Ferry, and Spoon. Unrelated, did you know that the public library offers free on-demand CT scans? // Every song featured on the podcast is available to you in one convenient, ongoing Spotify playlist at ⁠⁠⁠⁠tinyurl.com/publiclibrarymixtape⁠⁠⁠.

Wherein hosts Michael, Candy, and Tom chat about Valentines Day and discuss their favorite love-themed library CDs of the month from Thumpasaurus, 10cc, and The Vaccines. Unrelated, did you know that the mythical hero Conan the Aventurer had no skin? // Every song featured on the podcast is available to you in one convenient, ongoing Spotify playlist at ⁠⁠⁠⁠tinyurl.com/publiclibrarymixtape⁠⁠⁠.

Wherein hosts Michael, Candy, and Tom chat about eating food off the floor and discuss their favorite library CDs of the month from Alex G, The DIVA Jazz Orchestra, and Metronomy. Unrelated, did you know that Funky Town by Lipps Inc. is the perfect song to lose your virginity to? // Every song featured on the podcast is available to you in one convenient, ongoing Spotify playlist at ⁠⁠⁠tinyurl.com/publiclibrarymixtape⁠⁠.

Wherein hosts Michael, Candy, and Tom review their new year resolutions and discuss their favorite library CDs of the month from Daft Punk, Walter Murphy, and Cheekface. Unrelated, did you know that David Byrne exists in an alternate timeline in which only one tower fell? // Every song featured on the podcast is available to you in one convenient, ongoing Spotify playlist at ⁠⁠tinyurl.com/publiclibrarymixtape⁠.

Wherein hosts Michael, Candy, and Tom unveil their year-end music listening stats and discuss their most played tracks from the National, Sleigh Bells, and Maria Muldaur. Unrelated, did you know you can insulate a youth basketball stadium with promotional Whataburger decals? // Every song featured on the podcast is available to you in one convenient, ongoing Spotify playlist at ⁠tinyurl.com/publiclibrarymixtape.

Wherein hosts Michael, Candy, and Tom engage in heated-yet-healthy debate regarding San Antonio topography with anonymous listener "Brendan B" and discuss their favorite CDs of the month from Britney Spears, Lynsey de Paul, and Baxter Dury. Unrelated, did you know that the new $20 bill is thick, yellow, and edible? Featuring special guest Brandon Burkhart (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon). // Every song featured on the podcast is available to you in one convenient, ongoing Spotify playlist at tinyurl.com/publiclibrarymixtape⁠.

Wherein hosts Michael, Candy, and Tom consult with San Antonio City Attorney Michael Barnett, also known as Master Barney, regarding a copyright dispute and discuss their favorite CDs of the month from Looking Glass, The Bouncing Souls, and Phantogram. Unrelated, did you know that you can legally seize any property you'd like as long as you yell "Yoink!" while doing so? Featuring special guest Phil Leirness (Chillpak Hollywood Hour Podcast). // Every song featured on the podcast is available to you in one convenient, ongoing Spotify playlist at ⁠⁠tinyurl.com/publiclibrarymixtape⁠⁠.

Wherein hosts Michael, Candy, and Tom discuss their favorite CDs of the month from Steely Dan, Jenny Lewis, and Geggy Tah. Unrelated, did you know that Despicable Me was originally developed as a live-action film? // Every song featured on the podcast is available to you in one convenient, ongoing Spotify playlist at ⁠tinyurl.com/publiclibrarymixtape⁠.