It's not a new episode, nobody get excited. Instead, we present an unaired episode recovered from the depths of December 2016. Listener beware! The Hitman gameplay Gage references: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCM9dDfDgBM

We're hard at work on a horror short film that's been consuming our weekends, hence no podcasts for the last few weeks. Here's a quick update/talk about anything and everything, to prove that we're still alive! Send your emails to [email protected], which we will then pillage for goof ideas.

This week we struggle to survive scurvy, talk about our top 5 "desert island" songs, the Mega Powers Unite, momokun, Gage's Film Tips, new projects, the F-35, and dozens of other topics. No Salty Scares this week, we hope this double-length episode makes up for it! Send your emails to [email protected] - the topic this week is guilty pleasures, but if you have desert island songs send those in too. Thanks for listening.

We've got to pay the oxygen bill and YOU can help! Call the Salt Mine Telethon now! We talk about the lack of good role models, Jay Dilla's "Donuts" and have another movie round-up. Stay tuned till the end for episode 2 of Salt Mine Radio Theatre...

The Salt Mine Radio crew returns, freshly produced and tighter than ever, and we're having a jamboree to celebrate! Stay tuned until the end for "Salty Scares Theatre," a new serialized radio drama. Send your emails to [email protected]

Layne & Sam talk Battlefield 5, Gage gets kink shamed, and Ham Solo: A Ham Solo Story is briefly discussed. Stay tuned for updates about the future of Salt Mine Radio! Send your emails to [email protected].

Gage has been locked outside the outhouse for undisclosed reasons, but Sam and Layne soldier on with a little help from their scientist friend, Johnny. We cover teacher strikes, music recommendations, Shark Boy & Lava Girl 3D, and the underappreciated, extremely dangerous dynamic between Keith Emerson and his flying piano. Send your emails to [email protected].

Layne goes on a few mini rants and almost gets screwed out of a choice job in the service of the Lord, Gage takes to OK Cupid in his continuing quest for love, and Sam reads the most pressing questions from Yahoo Answers! Send your emails to [email protected].

Gage trains his brain to write scripts in his sleep, Layne tears into Disney once again for their whitewashing of Pirates of the Caribbean, and Sam puts his phone on Do Not Disturb. Send your emails to [email protected].

The Salt Mine Crew's got two tickets to the Salt Mine Cruise! But which one should Sam take, and which one should he leave behind? While we debate that, we discuss Layne's IQ, new movies, Gage's self improvement, and there's quite a bit of random word generation as well as a new round of Armchair Executives. Send your emails to [email protected].