Dani and Sheldon have reached the end of the Underworld marathon, and are now definitely on the Lycan side. There's not a lot to talk about in this instantly forgettable movie, so most of the episode focuses on this fascinating franchise as a whole. Will Dani divorce Sheldon after he made her watch these? Likely yes, and she's likely leaving him for Michael Sheen.

It's the second day of the binge session, and Sheldon and Dani are struggling more than Kate Beckinsale is struggling to pretend she's having fun playing Selene anymore. There's a lot to break down in this movie, namely why did they choose to do a flash forward past the far more interesting plot?

Who doesn't love a good prequel? Kate Beckinsale, apparently. But Dani and Sheldon were so ecstatic to see Bill Nighy and Michael Sheen back, they barely missed her. 

Special guest Dani is having a new problem with the corsets, and Sheldon is having a hard time finding a compelling story in this movie. But at least the Lycan costume design is amazing, and surely they'll keep to practical wolf costumes from here on out, right?

Sheldon and Dani experience the Romeo and Juliet of vampire/werewolf movies...wait there's already a bunch of those? Well at least Dani has a lot to say about corsets and shooting a circle in the floor.

Host Sheldon Price somehow convinced his wife (and podcasting partner for The Anglo Files) to sit down and watch all 5 Underworld movies in the course of one weekend. Will she love it or hate it? Will she divorce Sheldon after this weekend? Only one way to find out...

For some reason, the franchise continues, so guest Coleman Ranahan tries to make sense out of a pirate movie that starts with a Fast and the Furious 5 bank vault robbery and only gets weirder from there. But hey, at least this was the last one. Wait, they're making another? Oh no.

For some reason the 'trilogy' continues, so guest Coleman Ranahan is subjected to a hamfisted search of the fountain of youth. Oh, and there are mermaids. I guess that's a selling point.

Guest Coleman Ranahan has a hot take on the third film in the 'trilogy,' and is somehow okay with the addition of even more Jack Sparrow? That might be the rum talking, though...

Guest Coleman Ranahan knows a Chtulu-esque villain when he sees one, and laments the addition of more Jack Sparrow goofiness.