If you can smell the bourbon soaked wood and here the fsint sound of swearing and some guitars, odds have it, you've arrived at the Hard R Cafe, where the guys are serving uo the newest episode of Rukus Juice. That's right, your heard right, Rukus Juice is back!Yeah, this is where we'd normally slide in an advisory, but c'mon. It's so much more fun if there is no warning. Find out what happens when the boys get back at it and the words start flowing. What would happen is Philbilly and Brocephus were famous and got into Studio 54? What if Philbilly opened his OWN club, Studio 52?Hear about the new allegations against D Bag Vince McMahon? Well, Philbilly has, and OH is it up for discussion. It's another sitdown with your favorite barfolk, so slide up a stool, and order up a shot of Rukus Juice!

Dear Lord Baby Jesus in the crib with a fat diaper, its another sweet ass episode of Rukus Juice!The guys have been struggling to sit and talk lately, but when it happens these days, fuck it, you may as well just turn it into an episode!Brocephus is a tad tipsy and spilling all over the place, while he and Phillbilly do some reminiscing over them younger days. Toss is a celebration of TV theme song dances, Philbilly's newfound Redneck Tony Stark look, as well as Brocephus being EXTRA stereotypical blabbering about weed and basketball. (As a ballplayer ya racist d.bags! Lol)There was some drinking at the Hard R Cafe, so this one gets a lil racy. Do you even NEED to be invited anymore? Come on in....

We here at Rukus Juice take no pleasure in the disgusting, unless it's happening to one of us....that being said, this ain't an episode about a bad day at McDonald's. Unless you live under a VERY big rock, you've prolly heard a thing of two about WWE, Vince, and all that comes with it. Well, for ya rock dwellers, THE BAR IS FUCKIN OPEN! HARD R CAFE, ENGAGE!The boys are back and walking the line with this one. What else do we need to say? It's a two hour episode about the scumbag shit that has come to the surface recently about Vince McMahon....only the way THEY can do it. Just listen...you'll feel a LITTLE bad for laughing, but I'm sure Philbilly and Brocephus will be in hell right along with you.This one runs a little hot.

Bars open and this one runs a bit hot, but what else can you expect at the Hard R Cafe? Welcome back to another disturbing episode of Rukus Juice!The boys are back and it's pretty much a good grasp of what happens when the guys play catch up. After Philbilly decides to pull a bracket show off the fire, the guys cook up what they are best at. Ya know, I could pull off putting up an entire list of topics covered in the episode, but I kinda think you just have to sit in on this one. Not for the feint of humor!

Well, what more could you want? The building is back up and running, and it's time to crank out some content!We apologize for the brief hiatus, but we are back! So there was this whole Christmas episode that we did and it just COULDN'T be wasted. Since booze never goes bad, you're in for an aged treat. A little sauce, a convo, and a bracket...all about good old St Nick.All the ho ho hoing youve been hoping for in a Christmas episode is right here. For some reason, we have a head to head with movie Santas. If you ever wanted to know what happens if Billy Bob from Bad Santa, gets into a scuffle with Leslie Nielsen, then you're in the right place. If you wanna know the body count of Kurt Russel up against the little person army from Jingle All The Way, then you're in the right place. If you've just missed Rukus Juice, youre in the right place. If you miss hearing Philbilly's sweet voice and Brocephus'....yeah, then you're STILL in the right place. It's our much delayed, but still oh so fresh, Christmas episode. Gametime bitches.

If you're reading this, it means power and internet were restored to the studio, so....WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF RUKUS JUICE! Whoa, did we not see THIS shit coming. Puff being a sex ass, weirdos, rapey gangster freak, OR a tornado ripping up ol Brocephus' town. It's been a CRAZY few days but now that MOST of the universal balance has been restored, we can press forward talking all sorts of shit. Philbilly moved the broken branches, cleared the debris from the walk way, and opened the doors to the Hard R Cafe. A few smashed dishes and a few knocked over tables and that's us....that's got nadda to do with tornadoes. We're just that special. We'll, rambling is what we do best, so you can read this, OR.....(c'mon man, really?)

After some much deserved time off mixed with a lil turmoil, the boys are back. Philbilly has opened up the Hard R Cafe and the Rukus Juice is flowing freely. We catch up with the guys literally catching up with each other. Some of these episodes have NO direction and that seems to be quite alright with Ol Philbilly. Big Brother Brocephus is along for the ride, as always, adding his ever so interesting three cents. It's been awhile, but they guys are at their best when they have a had a lil "me" time. Maybe a little time with ol Nepo Baby Jesus? Like always, these episodes aren't for the weak of tum tum, or feint of heart. The n word gets used. By n word, yes...well, you know what we mean. This one is a doozy with a special surprised wrapped inside. It's Rukus Juice....do we even need to keep telling you what kinda shit is in these episodes anymore?

Ya know here at Rukus Juice, we've kinda made random an art form. It's another episode and all that, sure, but maybe we should explain this one. This episode, our dear bar patrons, is not about a mother fucking thing. Philbilly kinda just lays the ground work for our resident motor mouth to, well, motor his mouth. Ya see, sometimes we wanna be prepared for the glorious clumps of awesome that we bring you, and when that doesn't happen, it's nut up or shut up time. You take a double shot of the bad stuff, stop being a snowflake, and fuckin deliver the most random trail of polished craziness one guy can edit. It's Rukus Juice. He's Philbilly. The other one is Brocephus. Three Finger Mafia rules and Long Live The RWO.

Bar is fuckin OPEN! A few days late, but no less on the love OR quality, it's another really dirty jar of Rukus Juice. Well, what Sir Philbilly wants, Sir Philbilly gets! Less focus and more random in this one. Wesley was such a run, that we needed to be able to drunkenly jibber jabber about some good old fashioned random shit. As you can tell from the title....well, yeah. Take it how you want, but this episode starts out talking the wonder of the MCU and ends somewhere around a beautifully laid plan of Nick Bollea getting straight DICKED DOWN. How the fuck do we get THERE?! You know what you gotta do....bar's open. Come get this JUICE!

If there is anyone else that was clamoring to hit a Wesley Snipes episode before us, good luck. Incense burns, food is chewed, and drinks flow as the boys sit to talk...well, Wesley. There is a really special way we do things here at Rukus Juice....well, no, not really. You just get the smooth ass crassness of Philbilly and Brocephus, on pretty much any topic that their random ass thoughts land them on. So first it was to do a bracket with his characters, just to have Blade whoop everyone's ass...then it became a discussion about how cool Simon Phoenix was...then it was about Philbilly's interracial love for all things White Men Can't Jump....then we kinda figured, why the fuck not just do a Snipes episode? So, that's what ya get. We give the man his flowers, and the right to wheel kick any fuckin body. Yes, we do this for almost two hours. Why the hell would you wanna miss this? Lol.