Rubber Dream Trampoline
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Klein Fiasco
Hieronymus Schitzolini is an airwave circulating around the recesses of the mind's guttural systems. Or maybe Schtizolini is an amalgam of silly tendencies kicking around a host-skull somewhere in Los Angeles. Perhaps Hieronymus is even an electric swirl of narrative lightning-rhizomes in the garden of absurdity and surrealism.
Return Everything (because everything returns anyways)
Hieronymus Schitzolini wrote this intentionally irrational piece about a thought experiment wherein the narrator progresses or slides, depending on how you look at it, into eight levels of consciousness.  Of course, any cosmology developed by someone results in placing its maker at the highest or farthest level designed.  Still the cosmic joke wherein every one […]
Dec 11, 2023
14 min
Private Fall: Aisle Seat
“The points of disjunction on the body without organs form circles that converge on the desiring machines; then the subject-produced as a residuum alongside the machine, as an appendix, or as a spare part adjacent to the machine – passes through all the degrees of the circle, and passes from one circle to another.  This […]
Oct 10, 2023
26 min
Private Fall: Flea Brain
Like talking to animals in baby voices, the asinine side of identity (as with embarrassing talk that ascribes traits as inherent qualities) or in this case becoming-feline is explored as an alternate path to the one presented in the first part of the Private Fall duet.  Other than being a flea brain in a cat’s […]
Aug 3, 2023
21 min
Private Fall: The Mother’s Maw
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Jun 9, 2023
27 min
Clutter Scaffolding
“If madness is the truth of knowledge, it is because knowledge is absurd, and instead of addressing itself to the great book of experience, loses its way in the dust of books and in idle debate; learning becomes madness through the very excess of false learning…According to the theme long familiar to popular satire, madness […]
Apr 14, 2023
17 min
Peripheral Slithering
Schitzolini was awarded a residency at the horizon house in Big Sur.  Perched on the cliffs, his room faced downward into the yawning abyss. Staring into the spatial form of forgetting, he recognized shadowy formations that suggested the void be not the emptiness it seems to represent.  And from the void spewed memories not his […]
Feb 10, 2023
14 min
Star Arcade
One year on Christmas Eve, Hieronymus Schitzolini was changing the curtains in his studio apartment.  That year the space heater was on the fritz and either overheated the room or barely warmed a leg.  So he had it cranked up and moved about in the buff.  While putting up the blackout curtains, Hieronymus lost his […]
Dec 1, 2022
18 min
Blind Tongue
Herein Hieronymus Schitzolini bushwhacks his way towards the construct of a movement like those made to sell works of art by simulating scenes the sleepy public could be a part of now by purchasing it in the gift store.  The hilarity of posthumously grouping together individuals.  They never really worked towards any sort of actual […]
Nov 15, 2022
17 min
Hearth Cavity
Hieronymus Schitzolini descended as a ghost-Slinky to visit his deceased father, the man he never really knew, in the ludicrous underworld.  There, Hieronymus witnessed a transcendental pyramid-head decapitated and hovering above its base that had capsized and involuted into a black hole.  Between the suck-force of the base and the stretch-pull of the head, his […]
Oct 12, 2022
16 min
Sea of Mimicry
Aside from what it has become on the Internet, the meme was coined by Richard Dawkins as a way to look at thought as a virus, not as something original or even personal to the thinker.  Hieronymus Schitzolini never wanted to be an author or authority dealing in Being, in the ready-made product posing as […]
Sep 8, 2022
18 min