Rolling For What Now?
Rolling For What Now?
Rolling For What Now?
We are a D&D 5e mature comedy podcast revolving around 4 adventurers in the land of Eldenhelm. Each with their own goals in mind but brought together for one goal, your entertainment. (content warning: this is a mature podcast for 18+ viewers. listening discretion is advised)
Ep. 4 - The Parting of Ways
This week is our #RokineSized 1 MONTH ANNIVERSARY! thank you all for a solid month of support by listening to our podcast! In Episode number 4, Rokine decides his fate to learn the ways of Tempus, the group meets a suprisingly French sounding companion, Brass discovers he can beam someone with his Trident from 20 feet away, and Magni discovers why he's not felt safe since leaving his home behind. The group is also faced with a haunting choice that may leave Trouble's younger brother to the wolves. find out the real story in this episode of Rolling For What Now? "The Parting of Ways". The Dice are Waiting. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: Rolling For What Now? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Apr 29, 2022
2 hr 32 min
Ep. 3 - The Hatchetman and Me
This week, Rokine reveals his dark secret, and it's not a phase, the team encounters a mysterious stranger watching over them in the Dead Kingdom. turmoil bubbles within the group, will they be able to resolve their disputes? find out this week on ROLLING-FOR-WHATNOW! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: Rolling For What Now? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Apr 22, 2022
1 hr 53 min
Ep. 2 - This Old House
What do you do when a mysterious being kidnaps you and transports you to one of the most openly deadly nation in the lands? you go for a walk threw the park of course! in this episode the team explores the old black house that was spotted down the road from where Vindon left them, i hope he is amused because the group sure is not. this episode is sure to shake up the team's minds and rattle their bones to the core.  Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: Rolling For What Now? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Apr 15, 2022
1 hr 33 min
Ep. 1 - Into The Fraziehr
In this episode we begin our journey, first by meeting our heroes; Trouble, the Satyr who's a little off touch with... really everything. Magni, the Goliath noble seeking a simple life away from tyranny. Brass, the Bugbear pirate that lost a bet and set out in search of adventure, and Rokine, the Minotuar Gladiator searching for power and glory across the realm. This unlikely group is pulled together unwillingly and will be tested for a mysterious being's amusement. and sent to a banished land to seek the answers to the questions they hold, and earn the privilege of life, AND they might stop in at The Nutshell (tm) along the way. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: Rolling For What Now? Music: d&d battle music. Medieval Tavern Music Fireplace. The Plains D&D Ambience + travel. Obscura Dark Ambient Fantasy Music. RPG Playlist Tavern Festival. * https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Obscura+_+1+hour+of+Dark+Ambient+Fantasy+Music+_+RPG+Dungeon+Ambience+_+D%26D+Audio+_+ASKII * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGw2ztHACxA&t=2759s * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlteyDi9ArY&t=107s * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9UdWnO4W4k&t=28s * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNZXDUZu2To&t=1380s --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Apr 8, 2022
1 hr 52 min
Super Awesome F*cking Headphones Land
(Rolling For What Now? is a MATURE 18+ rated podcast. listener discretion is advised.) Super Awesome F*cking Headphone Land is just a bit of sample recording we have from testing while setting up and getting ready for the actual session. there are A LOT of dark humored jokes. please note that nothing we say in this is to be offensive or taken personal. it's funny to say you can fight 115 7 years but it's not okay to actually fight 115 7 year olds. this is a rough cut, little to no editing was done here. the full episodes will have much more care and thought put into editing. but we hope you enjoy this as a place holder to keep you held over while we prepare feature content! We Love You All! now lets get into it, The Dice Are Waiting. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: Rolling For What Now? music: Medieval Tavern Music - Elegra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlteyDi9ArY Editing software: Reaper Recording Software: Zoom LiveTrak L-8 Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow Facebook: Rolling For What Now Patreon: Rolling For What Now? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Apr 1, 2022
48 min