Former NFL quarterback and maple syrup kingpin Portman Tow, Mama's boy Bocepherous Nut, and professional grifter Cornflake Cogburn all find themselves in the wrong seat of a squad car. At their new prison home, Warden Sanders promises a reduced sentence for Portman if he puts together a football team of prisoners to give his guards' team something to practice tackling. But not everyone wants Portman to put the team together...Content Warnings: Profanity, prison, violenceStarring guest GM Grant Nordine of Game Master Monday!Soundtrack by Them Damn Dogs⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!We're playing Play Ball! by Roe Caufield!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our Patreon has bon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠us content⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord has bonus people⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠We're part of the One Shot Network!Produced by Two Fish in a Jug!This episode edited by Benjamin Gray!Logo by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jeanette Blasius⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!