We burn our first "All Words are Made Up" charge! Only two left! Valerian gets a little upsetty spaghetti. Laureline studies vexillology. Bubble plays it safe.  Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Benjamin Gray | --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message

The crew can finally take a moment to mourn their merchandise and vape in the ionization room. But, the break is short, because Valerian and Laureline's boss, Representative Mau, is on the horn and she wants tough answers to hard questions. Bubble hears a sad story. Laureline lies. Valerian technically doesn't tell any lies. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Benjamin Gray | --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message

Weapons aren't much use against Igon's terrible and wily pet Caypins, So the trio must turn to Big Market itself for solutions. Valerian is suspicious of Bubble. Laureline perceives everything, everywhere, all the time. Bubble takes more than just a penny.  Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! | Sound effects by freesound.org. Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug Directed by Alex Blasius Valerian played by Jensie Britt Laureline played by Benjamin Gray --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message

The black market auction transforms from a bidding war to more of a literal war. Valerian shoots an Earth culture enthusiast. Laureline aims for precious alien jewels. Bubble turns the table.  Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! | Sound effects by freesound.org. Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug Directed by Alex Blasius Valerian played by Jensie Britt Laureline played by Benjamin Gray --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message

In the first episode of our remake of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, the eponymous Valerian and his partner/buddy/something more??? Laureline go to the transdimensional desert-sized shopping mall Big Market to find the fabled Mul Converter, a creature that can replicate whatever it eats a thousand-fold. Valerian has a gift for wetwork and Laureline has all the nuts and bolts covered, but they could really use a third person. Maybe someone with a little charisma? Our guest star for this series is Jeanette Blasius! | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! | Sound effects by freesound.org. Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message

We're finally remaking the movie that inspired Roleplay Retcon: The 2017 Luc Besson film Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, intended to be the spiritual successor to The Fifth Element that crash-landed so, so short. In this episode, you'll hear why we think this movie is ripe for remake and get a crash course in Starfinder, the RPG that will power our version of the movie! Our guest star for this series is Jeanette Blasius! | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message

Chuck Fuster has the device he needs to save Nil, but Danica Flareng is growing attached to Earth and will do what it takes to stop their colleague. Also in this episode: A fun, all-new way to eat pretzels! We're playing Everyone is John by Michael "Epoch" Sullivan! | This episode features music by Mateja Jezdić! | Sound effects from freesound.org. Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message

We're remaking the 2008 Eddie Murphy vehicle (literally), Meet Dave! Chuck Fuster and Danica Flareng, two tiny space aliens from the planet Nil, compete for control of the giant (to them) spaceship "Dave," which looks like an Earthling... as long as it's piloted right. | We're playing Everyone is John by Michael "Epoch" Sullivan! | This episode features music by Mateja Jezdić! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message

This after party is no shafter farty (sorry)! We talk about how we (and you!) think our version of Pixels compares to the original, what we'd do differently the second time around, and some casting for our major characters! Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gena! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message

ANA's system is falling apart. What awaits the trio inside TechTite? Kris Makes some Mischief. Frank's email gets hacked. Hank finds home. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gena! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | "Heartache" cover by Kenta Matsuba | "Troublemaker" and "Reversion 2015 by Myuu | Sound effects from freesound.org| Some sound effects taken from Ben's Tetris (NES) gameplay |  Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message