<p>The crew can finally take a moment to mourn their merchandise and vape in the ionization room. But, the break is short, because Valerian and Laureline's boss, Representative Mau, is on the horn and she wants tough answers to hard questions. Bubble hears a sad story. Laureline lies. Valerian technically doesn't tell any lies.</p>
<ul><li>Bubble is played by special guest <a href='https://linktr.ee/jeanetteblasius'>Jeanette Blasius</a> |</li>
<li>The soundtrack for this series features <a href='https://www.benpruntymusic.com/'>Ben Prunty</a> |</li>
<li>Sound effects by <a href='http://freesound.org'>freesound.org</a> |</li>
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<li>Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |</li>
<li>Directed by Alex Blasius |</li>
<li>Valerian played by Jensie Britt |</li>
<li>Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |</li>
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Valerian (2017), Ep. 5: One Ugly Planet | Roleplay Retcon

Roleplay Retcon remakes the movies that let you down using tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGS), soundtracks by indie bands, and lots of goofy writers' room jokes. Professional writer Benjamin Gray, Theatre sensei Jensie, and RPG expert/comedian/cinephile Alex invite a new guest, feature a new band, and play a new roleplaying or storytelling game for each bad movie.