<p>Chuck Fuster has the device he needs to save Nil, but Danica Flareng is growing attached to Earth and will do what it takes to stop their colleague. Also in this episode: A fun, all-new way to eat pretzels!</p>

<ul><li>We're playing Everyone is John by Michael "Epoch" Sullivan! |</li>

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<li>Sound effects from <a href='http://freesound.org'>freesound.org</a>.</li>

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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017): Starfinder Rookie Camp

Roleplay Retcon remakes the movies that let you down using tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGS), soundtracks by indie bands, and lots of goofy writers' room jokes. Professional writer Benjamin Gray, Theatre sensei Jensie, and RPG expert/comedian/cinephile Alex invite a new guest, feature a new band, and play a new roleplaying or storytelling game for each bad movie.