<p>Happy Holidays! (In french Happy Hollandaise) Join us on our New Year&#39;s countdown of our favorite idiots throughout history! </p>

9 - Joan Rivers

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.