<p>Edward Teach (a.k.a Blackbeard) was one of the most ruthless pirates and may or may not have banged a manatee. </p>

Bonus Ep. 2017 New Years Countdown

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.