<p>Just cause you&#39;re a baseball legend doesn&#39;t mean you&#39;re able to make the right sounds come out of your face hole. &#39;The future ain&#39;t what it used to be.&#39;</p>

4 -  St. Brendan the Navigator

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.