<p>An English WW2 officer with deadly bravado and a surprising lack of subtlety. Sneak attacks require balls, bagpipes and broadswords.</p>

3 - Yogi Berra

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.