If a turkey wore jeans, would it wear them like this or like this? Jodi and Nora start out with the worst (best) non-TV videos of the week, including Kate Beckinsale telling Jimmy Kimmel that her daughter’s boyfriend has laid eggs

Dua Lipa’s commercial for the 2026 Winter Olympics

a haunted “What’s Behind Me?” segment from Fallon

Martha Stewart’s denim turkey

and Kim Kardashian’s low brain activity

Then they dive into some D-list (F-list, even) celebrity news: The Wall Street Journal’s feature on Club Chalamet

Whitney Leavitt getting cast as Roxie Hart

and Olivia Nuzzi updates

Finally, they blush about the gay hockey show on HBO, ‘Heated Rivalry’

before each sharing their personal obsession for the week