Y’all better knock on wood! We know what you’re here for, but you know we have to start off with Hilaria Baldwin’s elimination from ‘Dancing With the Stars’

this very haunting season of ‘Love Is Blind’ in Denver

Club Chalamet’s reaction to ‘Marty Supreme’ premiering at the NYFF

and Tyra Banks’s new business in Australia

Then, they dive into a track-by-track reaction to Taylor Swift’s new album, ‘The Life of a Showgirl,’ including their favorites, their least favorites, the production, ‘Wood,’ the Charli xcx of it all, and what this album says about where Taylor is at right now

Finally, they quickly talk about Nicole Kidman’s breakup bangs and revenge jeans

before sharing their personal obsession of the week