This episode is for all the haters out there! Nora and Jodi dive into Instagram politics by talking about Jodi’s extra-late Beyoncé photo dump

before getting into reader’s corner, where they get more info on J.Lo’s Leo-season birthday celebrations

learn about K-pop demon hunter songs of the summer

and share what they would put on their merch

They spend most of this episode sitting in hater’s corner, ringing it in with a discussion of protein candy Hormbles Chormbles

They talk about more illicit affairs with the news that Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise are now dating

and they celebrate the rise of age-appropriate relationships after Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson’s dating reveal—the one bit of good news to grace their desks this week

Finally, Jodi and Nora are here to be your “too woke friends” by discussing the errors of Sydney Sweeney and the American Eagle marketing team

before getting into their weekly obsessions