It’s October, but that hasn’t stopped Netflix from hyping its Christmas movie lineup (even though it did nothing to promote ‘Tall Girl’)

Meanwhile, over on social media, Apple+ may or may not have forced Jennifer Aniston to join Instagram, and Kylie Jenner’s melodious wakeup song for Stormi is the alarm we deserve in 2019

Then we investigate BULKING SZN, reflect on Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann’s screaming match outside Katsuya, and ask whether we’re living in an ‘Oliver Twist’ fever dream starring Rita Ora