What happened after Goldilocks ran out of the three bears' house?  How did Cinderella's marriage hold up?  Why did those elves help out that shoemaker in the first place?  This podcast shoves classic children's stories through the meat grinder to give you something a little more twisted.

This episode, we tackle the tale of The Elves and the Shoemaker.  In the original tale, a shoemaker falls on hard times, but a group of elves starts showing up in the middle of the night to make his products for him and the business climbs out of the...

Episode 3: Unsavory Bargain

No one ever mentions anything of Cinderella after she settled into life at the royal palace.  It’s a life that changes a person, and not normally for the better.

Episode 2: After the Glass Slippers

For our first episode, we butcher the tale of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.  In the modern story, a little girl called Goldilocks finds a house in the woods.  She finds no one at home with the door unlocked, so she just strolls right in and helps...