My new hero and role model is the unbreakable Sepp Blatter. I also go to Redhill and rue Alfred Nobel's failure to destroy it.
May 30, 2015
4 min
I discuss the wonder of innocence, the terror of loss and the tiniest lloyds bank in the world. I don't need to tell you that that is Kenneth Blackburne, can't believe I didn't use him in my Ken based chicken routine
May 30, 2015
7 min
Even more frustration with BT Infinity. How long will this last? Clue in the name.
May 30, 2015
5 min
I try out a new smart watch and feel pleased with myself that I haven't gone with Apple (even though I slightly wish I had gone with Apple)
May 30, 2015
4 min
I want to work, but have been tired out and turned grey(er) by this happy little monster.
May 30, 2015
3 min
I multi-task like a motherflipper and keep 50% of the creatures in my life happy. Then to Taunton to perform for the incestuous people of Somerset, play Addams Family Pinball and mourn the loss of another icon from my childhood.
May 23, 2015
4 min
Self-playing snooker attempts to raise a million pounds and I think about Jack and the Beanstalk from the perspective of the old man who swapped his magic beans for a non-magic cow.
May 23, 2015
2 min
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